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When Immortal Ascension Fails Time Travel to Try Again
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What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I’ve failed my immortal ascension? Time travel —... Read more
What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I’ve failed my immortal ascension? Time travel — accidentally — and wind up back in my 9-year-old body, needing to re-cultivate, of course. But after that? Get REVENGE! Muahahahaha! But the idiot who killed me — also accidentally — was the main character of the dumb harem Xianxia I transmigrated into. But wait. Wasn’t he only 7 or 8 at this point in time? Well, since I can’t harm a child or the main character without suffering in some way, then I’ll just have to raise him better, faster, stronger, and loyal! Muahahahaha!This is a Xianxia comedy and satire by the author of Cold Steel Dig and Tome of Stealth. But it is also a series of interconnected and chronological short stories (featuring the same main characters). For example, it’s similar to the structure of Fred the Vampire Accountant series by the wonderful Drew Hayes.Updates Every Friday (2:15PM PST). Collapse
Comedic Undertone, Female Protagonist, Age Progression, Reincarnation, Strong to Stronger, Time Travel, Second Chance
This sound really wack....revenge have limit? Don't kill kids when you are a kid??? Not to mention the kid killed you.....
Pretty relaxing read ngl
Wai Female Protagonist?!
ANOTHER UPDATE? GODDAMN, ITS BEEN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (18 ? ) (Delay due to author's health)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (15 ?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (22?)
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (1)
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (4)
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (7 out of 7)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (3)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (6)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (9)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (12)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (15)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (18)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (21)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (24)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (27)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (30 out of 30)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (3)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (6)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (9)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (12)
- Story 5 - A Sharp Inheritance (2/3)
- Story 5 Bonus [Book 1 End] - A Beautifully Bad Meal (2/2)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (2)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (5)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (8)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (11)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (14)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (17)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (20)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (23)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (26)
- AFS (2) - I Will be the First Cultivator!
- AFS: The Final Act 5 - Killing the Motherbrain?! (Story End?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (3 ?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (6?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (9?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (12?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (15?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (18/18 End ??)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (3 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (6 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (9 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (1 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (4 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (7 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (10 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (12 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (14 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (17 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (20/24 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (22/24 ?)
- Character Index 1 - Main Characters, Wives, and Peak Masters
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (1)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (4)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (7)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (10)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (13)
- Out for one more week.
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (18 ?)
- 1 Week Delay
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (26?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (28?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (30?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (33?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (36?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (39?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (41/51?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (44/52?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (46/52?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (19 ?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (17 ?)
- Story 1 - Cultivating All Over Again
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (2)
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (5)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (1)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (4)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (7)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (10)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (13)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (16)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (19)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (22)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (25)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (28)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (1)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (4)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (7)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (10)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (13/13)
- Story 5 - A Sharp Inheritance (3/3)
- Book 1 Art ? (Includes sneak peek)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (3)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (6)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (9)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (12)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (15)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (18)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (21)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (24)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (27/27 End?)
- AFS: Piece 3 - Making Mechs?!
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (1 ?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (4 ?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (7?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (10?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (13?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (16?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (1 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (4 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (7 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (10)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (2 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (5 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (8 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (11 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (12 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (15 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (18/24 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (21/24 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (23/24 ?)
- Character Index 2 - Main Side Characters by Story
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (2)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (5)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (8)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (11)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (14/16)
- Updated: Author finally feels better today.
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (16 ?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (24?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (27?)
- Hiatus Announcement! (Hiatus till July 12th)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (31?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (34?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (37?)
- Delay due to Author's Health
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (42/52?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (45/52?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (47/52?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (20?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (21?)
- Story 1 Bonus - The Girl in Our Village is Crazy
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (3)
- Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (6)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (2)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (5)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (8)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (11)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (14)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (17)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (20)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (23)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (26)
- Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (29)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (2)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (5)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (8)
- Story 4 - What Happens in a Slaughter Formation, Stays in a Slaughter Formation (11)
- Story 5 - A Sharp Inheritance (1/3)
- Story 5 Bonus [Book 1 End] - A Beautifully Bad Meal (1/2)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (1)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (4)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (7)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (10)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (13)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (16)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (19)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (22)
- Story 6 - Slapping Faces and Entering Sects (25)
- AFS(April Fools Story): Chapter 1: Attack of the Space Crabs?!
- AFS: Section 4 - Mech Warrior Training?!
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (2 ?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (5?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (8?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (11?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (14?)
- Story 7 - To Kill Demonic Vines (17?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (2 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (5 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (8 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Troubles (11 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (3 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (6 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (9 ?)
- Due to health issues there will be no Chapter this week
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (13 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (16?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (19/24 ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (21.5/24 - Reactions and Battles ?)
- Story 8 - Tribulation Trepidations (24/24 ?)
- Story 8 Bonus - Little Spring and the Mysterious Egg
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (3)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (6)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (9)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (12)
- Story 9 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens at the Alchemy Convention (15/16)
- Updated: Author got sick again
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (23?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (25?)
- Chapter Delay
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (29?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (32?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (35?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (38?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (40?)
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (43/52?)
- Next Chapter up December 6th!
- Story 10 - The Spy Who Rocked Too Hard (48/52?) [Next Chapter up January 3rd!]