Somebody once told a joke. A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't... Read more
Somebody once told a joke.A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up.That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head he saw the number "1". So what did he say?"Gosh I better make the number go up."Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses. He puts the madness of skills and levels behind him and sets out to found a little farmstead. He grows crops. Maybe someday he'll get a pig, and have bacon.It's a shame the world won't let him be. It's a shame that the warmongers and level-grinders hate nothing more than a soul at peace.He put down his sword for a plowshare, but when trouble comes calling, he'll pick it up again. Collapse
Game Elements, High Fantasy, LitRPG, Male Protagonist, Non-human Protagonist, Character Growth, Reincarnated as a Monster, Overpowered Protagonist, Level System, Medieval
Where can I read the raw chapters?
On RoyalRoad, where I post this story.
Hey author, I was checking latest chapter and saw your post. Ranobes contains your patreon and RR novel page in Links.Well, not discord links tho.
Yeah i edited the RR text to reflect that once I had seen, but Ranobes doesn't update text bodies once they're updated on RR so it won't reflect that here. Honestly, the biggest thing I'm concerned about is Kindle. If you want to put your book on there to move into the Amazon marketplace, Kindle requires 80% of your content in said book to be removed from the internet, and I don't have the option to do that on Ranobes aside from being an ass and sending a DCMA claim.
It's not here with your consent, so i hope kindle won't hold u responsible for thisDon't acknowledge this site
Neat story, worth a read.Not filled with the obverse, all-too-common comedy tropes that typically grace the [Comedy] tag, nor is the story and characters based solely on jokes.Rather, the novel employes casual humor in measured doses. Honestly, it's not much different from most novels without the [Comedy] tag. It just doesn't take itself as seriously as those whose themes aren't suitable for comedy or focus on MC's who are too proud, dignified or serious to laugh at anything but the enemies they grind beneath their boots.Instead, this novel is better described by the action, adventure, and slice of life tags.
Is slice of life boring to you
Depends. Some regular things in life bore me. Others do not. And how the author handles it can make a big difference.
Amusing BoC clone. Honestly the LitRPG elements take away from the story though, since MC doesn’t really care about them
I shoulda just named it Beware of Cow
That would make my day
Rank B+(for veteran readers wue enjoyed beware of chicken)
Beware Of Chicken is top notch!
- B2-Chapter 20: red Sun, Red Blood II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 23: Black Sun, Black Blood.
- Book 1: Chapter 1: Post-awakening stress disorder.
- Book 1: Chapter 4: Bouncing and brawling.
- Book 1: Chapter 7: Monstrous matters.
- Book 1: Chapter 10: The Taxman Cometh
- Book 1: Chapter 13: Growing monsters.
- Book 1: Chapter 16: New faces.
- Book 1: Chapter 19: Allusions to aftermath.
- Book 1: Chapter 21: Experiments with nature's rejects.
- Book 1: Chapter 24: Dusk and death II.
- Book 1: Chapter 27: Slaughterstorm.
- Book 1: Chapter 30: Magic within milk.
- Book 1: Chapter 33: Dread II.
- Book 1: Chapter 36: Proposition.
- Book 1: Chapter 39: I.
- Not a Chapter: Fanart contest.
- Book 1: Chapter 43: Beyond All reason.
- Book 1: Chapter 46: IV
- Book 1: Chapter 49: Bindings and growth.
- Book 1: Chapter 52: Harvest III
- Book 1: Chapter 55: Harvest VI
- Book 1: Chapter 58: Behemoth
- Book 1: Chapter 61: The Coming Storm.
- Important notice to ya'll.
- Book 1: Chapter 66: Hellish descent.
- Kindle release is tomorrow, other announcements.
- Book 1: Chapter 69: The Swarm That Walks.
- B2-Chapter 1: Awakening.
- B2-Chapter 4: Growth and destruction.
- B2-Chapter 7: Hostile Growth.
- B2-Chapter 10: Landship.
- B2-Chapter13: Iron is the hand.
- B2-Chapter 16: Iron is the hand IV.
- B2-Chapter 19: Red sun, red blood.
- Chapter 28: That which is gone.
- BBook 2: Chapter 30: Within.
- BBook 2: Chapter 33: Wrath III.
- BBook 2: Chapter 36: Domain.
- BBook 2: Chapter 39: Domain IV.
- BBook 2: Chapter 42: The siege of Greysong Keep.
- BBook 2: Chapter 45: The slaughter of Greysong Keep.
- BBook 2: Chapter 48: The silence of Greysong Keep.
- BBook 2: Chapter 51: The Song of Peace II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 54: Fated Triumph.
- Update: New series and publishing plans.
- Book 2 is now available on Kindle!
- BBook 2: Chapter 21: Red Sun, Red Blood III.
- BBook 2: Chapter 24: Black Sun, Black Blood II.
- Book 1: Chapter 2: The perks of being over-leveled.
- Book 1: Chapter 5: The specifics of seeding.
- Book 1: Chapter 8: Human affairs.
- Book 1: Chapter 11: Unto the redtip.
- Book 1: Chapter 14: Deafening silence.
- Book 1: Chapter 17: Fickle fate.
- Book 1: Chapter 20: Feline Fury.
- Book 1: Chapter 22: Human Affairs III
- Book 1: Chapter 25: Dusk and death III
- 1:28 Slaughterstorm II
- Book 1: Chapter 31: Pensive
- Book 1: Chapter 34: Exemption.
- Book 1: Chapter 37: Proposition II
- Book 1: Chapter 40: Blood and milk.
- Casual not-a Chapter.
- Book 1: Chapter 44: Beyond All Reason II
- Book 1: Chapter 47: Through a thin haze.
- Book 1: Chapter 50: Harvest
- Book 1: Chapter 53: Harvest IV
- Book 1: Chapter 56: Appease the Gods.
- Book 1: Chapter 59: Behemoth II
- Book 1: Chapter 62: The Swarm That Walks
- Book 1: Chapter 64: Scorched Light
- Book 1: Chapter 67: Hellish Rebuke.
- Book 1 of One Moo'r Plow is now available on Kindle.
- Book 1: Chapter 70: The Swarm That Walks II.
- B2-Chapter 2: Onwards.
- B2-Chapter 5: Rumblings.
- B2-Chapter 8: Hostile Growth II.
- B2-Chapter 11: Lordship.
- B2-Chapter 14: Iron is the Hand II.
- B2-Chapter 17: Iron is the hand V.
- BBook 2: Chapter 26: Upkeep
- BBook 2: Chapter 28: That which is gone.
- BBook 2: Chapter 31: Wrath.
- BBook 2: Chapter 34: Ragged Wroth.
- BBook 2: Chapter 37: Domain II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 40: The Vastlands.
- BBook 2: Chapter 43: The siege of Greysong Keep 2.
- BBook 2: Chapter 46: The Slaughter of Greysong Keep II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 49: The Silence of Greysong Keep.
- BBook 2: Chapter 52: Homeward bound.
- BBook 2: Chapter 55: Culmination.
- Update, Sickness, surgery and help.
- BBook 2: Chapter 22: Broken Horns.
- BBook 2: Chapter 25: Black Sun, Black Blood III.
- Book 1: Chapter 3: What hard work?
- Book 1: Chapter 6: Alone in the woods.
- Book 1: Chapter 9: Human affairs II
- Book 1: Chapter 12: Curiosity begets ill rewards.
- Book 1: Chapter 15: And life goes on.
- Book 1: Chapter 18: Vestigal truth
- Not A Chapter Announcement Time. Patreon, discord, update schedule, art.
- Book 1: Chapter 23: Dusk and death.
- Book 1: Chapter 26: Smoke and ruin.
- Book 1: Chapter 29: A new dawn.
- Book 1: Chapter 32: Dread.
- Book 1: Chapter 35: Vengeance upon thee, taxman
- Book 1: Chapter 38: Forlorn.
- Book 1: Chapter 41: Tehalis Warborn.
- Book 1: Chapter 42: The Mimicseed.
- Book 1: Chapter 45: Beyond All Reason III
- Book 1: Chapter 48: Vulture.
- Book 1: Chapter 51: harvest II.
- Book 1: Chapter 54: Harvest V
- Book 1: Chapter 57: Revered.
- Book 1: Chapter 60: Supply and demand.
- Book 1: Chapter 63: Walking Wake II
- Book 1: Chapter 65: Depths
- Kindle release is in 2 days, other announcements.
- Book 1: Chapter 68: Deeper Darker.
- Book 1: Chapter 71: All That Crumbles. [End Book 1]
- B2-Chapter 3: Rewards aplenty.
- B2-Chapter 6: Rejection.
- B2-Chapter 9: Hospitality.
- B2 Chapter 12: Foolishness.
- B2-Chapter 15: Iron is the hand III.
- B2-Chapter 18: Iron Is the hand VI.
- BBook 2: Chapter 27: Upkeep II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 29: Gone but not forgotten.
- BBook 2: Chapter 32: Wrath II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 35: Ragged Wroth II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 38: Domain III.
- BBook 2: Chapter 41: The Vastlands II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 44: The siege of Greysong Keep III.
- BBook 2: Chapter 47: The Slaughter of Greysong Keep III.
- BBook 2: Chapter 50: The song of peace.
- BBook 2: Chapter 53: Homeward Bound II.
- BBook 2: Chapter 56: Culmination II. [End Book 2]
- Book 2 is going to Kindle!