The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 86



Chapter 86

Chapter 86

Lin Zaozao quickly turned her head back and looked at the door behind her. At this time, her little husbands had not yet moved to the neighboring house. If the people at the door gave the plague to her husbands, then she would not be a goody-goody to save these guys!

Thinking of the safety of her husbands, Lin Zaozao immediately put on a shrewish look.

She took out her two shoes and threw them straight at the two people who were squeezing at the yard door and trying to break into her yard.

"What's with all the noise? Did someone die in your family, or did your grandpa wet the bed? What do you want to do at the door of my yard so early in the morning?"

The noisy crowd that was arguing immediately became quiet when they heard Lin Zaozao's roar like a lion from the East River.

Seeing that the crowd had calmed down, Lin Zaozao pointed her finger at the two men holding her shoes and said fiercely,

"My shoes smell so good, don't they!"

Hearing Lin Zaozao's yelling, the two men holding Lin Zaozao's shoes didn't know what she meant by saying this.

Seeing the two men still standing blankly in place, Lin Zaozao said helplessly,

"You two, do my shoes smell? Do they smell like scallion pancakes?"

The two men shook their heads blankly.

"If they don't smell, why are you still holding my shoes? If you don't give them back to me, are you going to eat them for breakfast!" Lin Zaozao questioned.

Hearing Lin Zaozao's questioning, the two men finally reacted and were about to push open Lin Zaozao's yard to personally deliver her shoes back.

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

Lin Zaozao immediately reached out to stop them: "You have the plague on you. Just throw the shoes back in, don't come in and bring the plague into my home.

My little darlings at home are all weak and delicate, and can't stand any contagious diseases."

As soon as Lin Zaozao's voice fell, the people who had been standing at the yard gate immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed desperately to Lin Zaozao.

"Lin the Immortal, please save us! Please!"

"Lin the Immortal, we have silver. As long as you can save us, we are willing to pay you money."

"Lin the Immortal, as long as you can save me, I am willing to marry you and be your husband!"

"Lin the Immortal, I am also willing!"

"Lin the Immortal, count me in too. No matter how many husband rooms there are, I am willing!"

"... "

Hearing these pleas that were getting more and more inappropriate, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but frown deeply.

Damn it, weren't they begging her to save their lives? How did it get to the issue of being her husband?

Most importantly, who was the donkey who sold her out, saying she could heal people? And how did so many richly dressed people get here to wait for her so early in the morning?

Just as Lin Zaozao was puzzled, when her vision penetrated through the dense crowd kneeling on the ground and saw the ox cart of the Wang family, she knew what was going on.

Damn it, she said she shouldn't be a goody-goody. She was still saving the wife of the Wang family yesterday!

Now! They hadn't even crossed the river yet! And now they were already thinking of tearing down the bridge.

Did they not worry that these plague-stricken people would pass the plague on to her husbands?

Ungrateful bastards, they might as well just die directly, and then she would burn them with fire.

Seeing Lin Zaozao's increasingly wrinkled eyebrows, the wife of the Wang family, who was standing outside the crowd, hurriedly shook off her husband's hand, crawled to the yard door, and pleaded for mercy.

"Lin the Immortal, it really wasn't us who spread the word that you can treat the plague, it was guessed by outsiders."

"How could outsiders guess it was me. I, Lin Zaozao, am just an ordinary person, how could I have such a great reputation? After people got the plague, they didn't go to the doctor, the first thing they thought of was me."

"Lin the Immortal, it really was guessed by others. Everyone in our village knew I was ill. But when I went back last night, my symptoms were much better.

When the villagers asked around a little, they heard that I had been to Luoshui Village. In addition, in recent days people from Luoshui Village have been saying you can summon lightning in broad daylight. So outsiders guessed it and traced it back to you."

Hearing the Wang wife's explanation, Lin Zaozao couldn't help thinking of a saying in her mind, which was "fear of fame like a pig fears getting fat."

Well!

Now she was famous, and trouble had come.

Forget it, since she had to resolve this plague anyway, it didn't matter who spread her reputation as "Lin the Immortal".

"Alright, Wang wife, don't kowtow anymore, stand up first!"

Picking up the shoes thrown in by the two men, Lin Zaozao looked at the crowd kneeling outside and shouted loudly.

"Everyone, if you want to live, then exchange money for it. Those without money, get lost right now.

Also, stay away from my yard. If you give my precious little husbands the plague, then don't blame me for being heartless and watching you die."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's urging, the people kneeling on the ground immediately retreated several steps back. They stood at a distance, eyes fixed on Lin Zaozao, hoping she could save their lives.

Seeing this, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but feel a little headache.

Damn! Her level 5 detoxification pills were not in hand yet! What could she use to treat people now!

Thinking of this, Lin Zaozao pulled over a broken chair and blocked it at the yard gate, then turned and walked into the room.

As soon as Lin Zaozao walked into her room and saw Xiao Taohua awake, she didn't explain but directly held his hand and started transferring the sickness to herself.

After the transfer was complete, Lin Zaozao turned her back, poured a cup of water, and secretly poured the marrow-washing fluid she had just obtained into the cup.

"Xiao Taohua, drink the water quickly."

"Zaozao, this is..."

Xiao Taohua looked at the cup of water Lin Zaozao handed over and her much bigger belly, and asked hesitantly.

"Don't talk nonsense, this is a matter of life and death, hurry up and drink it."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's fierce tone, just as Xiao Taohua was still hesitating, Lin Zaozao directly pinched his chin and forcibly poured the water down.

When the cup was empty, Lin Zaozao hurriedly urged,

"Xiao Taohua, there is already a large group of plague-stricken people surrounding our yard. For your own good, take Xingli and hurry to the neighboring yard through the back yard."

After speaking, Lin Zaozao was about to leave, but Xiao Taohua grabbed her by the wrist.

"Zaozao..."

"What's the matter? If you have anything to say, say it quickly, I'm busy!"

"Zaozao, I'm not called Xiao Taohua, I'm called Chunjun."

Looking into Xiao Taohua's serious eyes, Lin Zaozao couldn't help reaching out and pinching his cheeks, smiling and saying,

"Chunjun, we meet again in the season of falling flowers, it really is a good name. Spring is the season of revival for all things, proving that my Xiao Taohua is a sunny person."

"No, Zaozao. Spring is also a season of falling flowers. The flowers that fall to the ground are destined to rot in the soil." Xiao Taohua said pessimistically.

"Xiao Taohua, you're wrong to think like that. Isn't there a saying 'Fallen petals feel no sorrow, For they'll fertilize the morrow'? My Xiao Taohua's name is the gentleman of spring, a good name that can revive all things. So let's think positively, no matter what flowers you encounter in the future, my Xiao Taohua will be the most beautiful and cheerful flower."

"Really?"

"It couldn't be more true." Lin Zaozao patted her chest and guaranteed.

Hearing Lin Zaozao's words, Xiao Taohua's face immediately showed a smile. He sniffed and looked into Lin Zaozao's eyes sincerely, saying,

"Zaozao, I've lived with toxins since I was little, and my body has long been immune to all poisons. The plague outside poses no threat to me at all. So Zaozao, let me stay and accompany you, okay?"

Looking into Xiao Taohua's serious eyes, while feeling distressed, Lin Zaozao also couldn't help worrying about his health.

After all, in just a few days, Xiao Taohua had fainted twice already. His body was so weak now, if she let him stay, what if he couldn't take it!

"Early early, I'm only hurt you can help me with. If I really left you, I dare to guarantee, the next time you see me, you can only see my corpse."

"Shut up. What corpses are not corpses. Xiao Taohua, remember, as long as I'm here, you will absolutely not have any problems."

"You can stay, but you have to promise me, once you feel your body has a problem, then you must tell me in time, understand?"

"Good!" Xiao Taohua immediately smiled and said.

"Then it's settled. You rest first, I'll go check the rooms of the others."

Out of the room, Lin Zaozao first glared at the people waiting outside the door, then quickly darted between the rooms of her various husbands.

In a short while, except for Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian, the rest were coaxed and tricked by her into the next room.

Ji Fantian was able to stay because he said he was a famous divine doctor who could definitely protect himself.

With him staying, he could definitely help her a lot.

After everything was arranged properly, just as Lin Zaozao was looking at the new layer of fat around her waist that had grown early in the morning, she wanted to be a recluse.

Damn, early in the morning she had transferred the illnesses again for Murong Hai and the others, and also made them drink the bone marrow liquid one by one.

After a lap, she had gained several tens of pounds of fat again.

Her weight now was not yet 400 pounds, but it was not far off.

There were no scales here either, Lin Zaozao could only pinch her belly and roughly estimate.

Just as Lin Zaozao was pinching the fat on her belly, too tired to breathe, Da Shan's voice scared her to immediately stand up from her chair.

"Young master, breakfast is ready!"

"Da Shan, everyone outside has the plague, how are you still here! Hurry up and pack up, go hide with Murong Hai and the others in the other courtyard."

"I won't leave. Wherever the young master is, I will be there." Da Shan put the food on the table and said righteously.

"Da Shan, there is a plague outside, aren't you afraid of being infected?"

"Don't worry, when Uncle Zhang left he told me, as long as I stay by the young master's side, no plague can hurt me.

But if I dare to leave you, Uncle Zhang said the first thing he'll do when he gets back is skin me."

Hearing Da Shan's excuses, Lin Zaozao was speechless for a while. What was going on here!

She could only transfer other people's illnesses, she wasn't a deity, she couldn't guarantee everyone's life and death!

[System, will Da Shan be in danger during this plague?]

[Stupid host, the System does not know. Even if it did, the System would not tell you that idiot Da Shan will have no problems whatsoever.]

[System, you really did a human thing this time! I love you! Mwah!]

[Get lost!]

[Ok!]


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