The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 369

However, remembering that their ancestor had repeatedly emphasized the importance of reciting this incantation, the Baichi Clan gradually suppressed the unnatural feeling in their hearts.

Lin Zaozao, noticing Luo Xuan and Ye Xi's speechless expressions, quickly concealed her smile and said with feigned seriousness, "Father Luo Xuan, Sister Ye Xi, I... I'm going to enter the formation now!"

After nodding to them, Lin Zaozao swiftly stood on the so-called Formation Eye.

When Lin Zaozao looked at the big fat bumblebee beneath her feet, she couldn't help but want to laugh again.

Good heavens! This incantation was truly ridiculous.

Remembering the task at hand, Lin Zaozao quickly suppressed her smile and pretended to activate the Formation Eye with utmost seriousness.

But the next second...

With a loud "boom," the ground where Lin Zaozao stood began to descend rapidly.

Lin Zaozao rolled her eyes as she looked at the elevator before her, her eyes nearly rolling to the back of her head.

Xi Luo, that little brat! What was this supposed to be?!

He had set up an ancient formation on the outside, but inside he had installed an elevator to show off.

Hah! Some elevator this was!

Lin Zaozao leaned forward, carefully examining this so-called elevator. It was constructed using a gravity-based mechanism.

Because it was made from a precious type of wood that wouldn't rot for ten thousand years, the elevator was still in excellent condition despite the passage of time.

When the elevator finally reached the bottom, Lin Zaozao stepped out and walked towards the only visible path.

Lin Zaozao looked at the Night Glowing Pearls embedded in the walls, and her fingers itched to pry one out.

But the next second!

"Thief! Burglar! Someone's stealing! Help! Quick, catch the thief!"

Hearing this sharp, piercing voice, Lin Zaozao was so startled that she immediately put the Night Glowing Pearl back in its place.

Instantly, the shrill and grating voice disappeared.

Damn it!

So Lin Zaozao, not believing her ears, pried another Night Glowing Pearl from the wall.

As she expected, the sharp, piercing voice clearly reached her ears again.

"Someone's robbing and molesting me! Help me! Ahh! Save me! This shameless scoundrel is groping my bottom!"

"Shut up, you bastard!" Lin Zaozao angrily reinstalled the Night Glowing Pearl in her hand back onto the wall, and the shrill voice vanished once more.

Looking at the two rows of Night Glowing Pearls lining the corridor ahead, Lin Zaozao gritted her teeth. Once she rescued that little brat Luoluo, she would definitely pry out every single one of those Night Glowing Pearls.

Finally reaching the end of the corridor, Lin Zaozao faced a tightly sealed stone door. She pushed hard with her hand, but it wouldn't budge.

So Lin Zaozao carefully examined the writing on the stone door, sighing once again.

Above the stone door was written, "Potato, potato, I am a sweet potato." What's the next line?

Lin Zaozao cleared her throat and said resignedly, "Stinky fish, stinky fish, I am a rotten shrimp! Can you open the door now?"

As soon as Lin Zaozao finished speaking, the stone door before her instantly opened.

Letting out a small sigh, Lin Zaozao stepped over the threshold and entered. When she saw the decorations inside the stone chamber, she felt like cursing.

Damn it, how did that little brat Luoluo manage to bring such high-tech stuff into this small world?

Looking at the huge ice coffin placed in the center, with signal lights constantly flashing on its surface.

This thing was definitely a product from another high-tech dimension.

Lin Zaozao walked up to the ice coffin and saw the man lying inside – it was none other than her little Lin Luoluo.

Looking at Lin Luoluo's closed eyes, Lin Zaozao's eyes couldn't help but sting with emotion.

Although she had been complaining about Lin Luoluo, how could she not be heartbroken when she remembered the moment his avatar disappeared in her arms?

Placing her hand on the ice coffin, Lin Zaozao carefully traced Lin Luoluo's features through the ice.

His adorable baby face was now tightly shut. He was wearing a snow-white sacrificial robe, which made his baby face look very solemn.

His hands were folded across his chest. With his silver hair, he looked like an immortal from a painting.

But this adorable Luoluo was now encased in this huge ice coffin. Seeing the thick layer of ice covering his body, Lin Zaozao felt her heart plummeting into a bottomless abyss.

"Little Luoluo, big sister has come to take you home," Lin Zaozao murmured softly, tracing Lin Luoluo's features.

Just as Lin Zaozao was overwhelmed with sadness, a cheerful sound suddenly emanated from the huge ice coffin beneath her hand.

"Haha... My big sister has come to take me home! Big sister, what are the next three lines after 'Since ancient times, who hasn't pooped?'"

"Since ancient times, who hasn't pooped? Who uses no paper when they poop? Unless you use your fingers instead, you must use toilet paper to the end." Lin Zaozao rolled her eyes as she answered.

"Which way does the river water flow?"

"The great river flows east!"

"How many stars are there in the sky?"

"The stars in the sky follow the Big Dipper!"

"When you see injustice on the road, you shout! What's the next line?"

"Do you believe I'll beat you up?"

"When it's time to act, just act! What's the next line?"

"Lin Luoluo, don't force me to slap you!"

Hearing these bizarre questions, Lin Zaozao angrily slapped the ice coffin. The next second, the ice coffin immediately opened.

Lin Zaozao looked at Lin Luoluo lying in the ice coffin, carefully examining the sacrificial diagram on the coffin.

She sighed and felt like cursing again.

Great! She had to prick her finger again.

Skillfully taking out a thin needle from the pouch at her waist, Lin Zaozao pricked her fingertip without hesitation.

She let the blood oozing from her fingertip drip onto the sacrificial diagram on Lin Luoluo's chest.

The next second, the thick layer of ice instantly melted, turning into water, submerging Lin Luoluo completely.

To prevent Lin Luoluo from drowning, Lin Zaozao quickly lifted him out of the coffin.

"Luoluo, little brat? Lin Luoluo, your big sister has come back to get you."

Just as Lin Zaozao was about to check if Lin Luoluo was breathing, the ice coffin beside her emitted another sound that made her want to kill herself.

"Please give the prince a passionate kiss, princess, and awaken him from his slumber!"

Hearing that exaggerated voice, Lin Zaozao looked down at Lin Luoluo, whose eyes remained tightly closed.

Tilting her head slightly in thought, Lin Zaozao lowered her face, aligning with Lin Luoluo's crimson lips.

The next second!

"Ow! That hurts so much! Sister, let go, let go of your bite!"

Lin Zaozao raised her head, looking at the teeth marks on Lin Luoluo's chin, and said teasingly,

"Well, well, still pretending?"

"Sister, I just wanted you to give me a kiss! Look how hard you bit me, I'm sure it'll leave a mark."

Lin Luoluo lifted his chin, showing Lin Zaozao the teeth marks.

"Sister, doesn't it make your heart ache to see these marks on me?"

"Not at all!"

Lin Zaozao replied bluntly.

"Sister~"

"What is it?"

"Give me a kiss, please!"

Seeing Lin Luoluo's pouted lips, Lin Zaozao smiled and leaned in directly towards his red lips.

Just as Lin Zaozao and Lin Luoluo's lips and tongues intertwined, kissing passionately, a familiar voice once again reached Lin Zaozao's ears.