The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 21

Chapter 21

When Ji Fantian heard Lin Zaozao's sharp voice, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth curled up. Suddenly, the change in him seemed to add a touch of glamor to his fair face out of thin air.

Looking at the extra hint of charm that had suddenly appeared on Ji Fantian's face, Lin Zaozao suddenly had the idea that the immortal had turned into a demon.

While Lin Zaozao was still stunned, Ji Fantian went straight to sit on the edge of the bed, leaning against the bedside, and deliberately hooked his voice and said,

"Lin Zaozao, with the loud noise you just made, I'm sure you're not trying to divorce me.

Tell me! What are you really trying to do? As long as your request is not too excessive, I can agree to it."

As soon as Ji Fantian's voice fell, Gushan, who was wiping Lin Zaozao's hands, slowed his movements slightly. Then he continued to wipe the blood stains from Lin Zaozao's palms silently.

Hearing Ji Fantian's promise, Lin Zaozao looked at her five handsome husbands. Thinking that in the future, when she was with them, everything she had done would definitely not escape their eyes.

Even if the system had not given her information about the identities of her five husbands, just looking at Murong Hai's identity as the Grand General, her five husbands must have extraordinary backgrounds.

Otherwise, Ji Fantian would not have been able to know that she was severely poisoned just by taking her pulse. These five clever men would have no problem detecting the thoughts of her, a novice crosser.

Rather than secretly carrying out her plans in the future, she might as well just directly tell them loud and clear right now.

Thinking of this, Lin Zaozao rolled up her sleeves and wiped away her non-existent tears, and plucked up her courage to say,

"Gentlemen, I know my own abilities. I..."

"You weigh 282 catties and 7 taels," Murong Hai interjected.

"Murong Hai, can you please not interrupt when I'm trying to have a serious talk? With you interrupting like this, how can I continue?" Lin Zaozao said angrily.

"I won't interrupt anymore, please continue," Murong Hai casually found a spot and pretended to listen attentively.

"Ahem!"

Lin Zaozao cleared her throat, glared at Murong Hai, and continued, "Gentlemen, I know I'm fat and ugly, and I don't have a drop of talent, so it's normal that you don't like me.

Looking at your appearances and speech, your original identities must be extraordinary. Although I don't know why you would have no choice but to marry me as husbands, I, Lin Zaozao, also don't have great ambitions, and I don't want to hinder you. This shabby temple of mine can't support you five great Buddhas either.

So, of you five, if anyone wants a divorce, I can write one for you now and give you back your freedom. From now on, you go your way, I cross my lonely bridge, how about it?"

"Lin Zaozao, no matter what our original identities were, we are all disabled now. Even if we leave you, we have nowhere to go. So we can't take the divorce you speak of," Murong Hai said coldly.

"Nowhere to go! That means you need me!"

Seeing the light shining in Lin Zaozao's eyes, Murong Hai and the others couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Hmph! Villains think themselves heroes.

"You don't need to look at me like that. I know you have no choice but to stay with me now. So! In order for us to get along harmoniously in the future, I want to lay down three rules tonight.

If you can abide by them, then we'll continue to live as husband and wife in the same yard. If you don't agree, then I'll go to the government tomorrow.

I'll say that although you are my husbands, you are unwilling to consummate our marriage. Then I can properly divorce you all."

Looking at Lin Zaozao's raised fat face and the smugness in her eyes, Murong Hai was the first to ask,

"Lin Zaozao, what three rules do you want?"

"It's simple. From now on, no matter what you want to do, it has nothing to do with me. Of course, when you have nothing to do, don't bother me either. I'll eat and drink whatever I want.

Of course, in order to conceal the gossip from outsiders about discord between our husband and wife, in the future when there are outsiders around, even if you're pretending, you still have to pretend to be intimate with me.

For example, holding hands, kissing, etc. If there are no outsiders, of course you don't need to pretend."

"I'm afraid I really can't bring myself to kiss you," Ruo Qiu said jokingly.

"You!"

Lin Zaozao pointed at Ruo Qiu, who was smiling in his eyes, thinking of her current appearance, which was really not very good-looking.

So she put down her finger, restrained the little thoughts in her eyes, and compromised,

"Fine! If you can't kiss, then don't kiss. In short, no matter what, when there are outsiders around, you have to pretend to look like a real couple in front of them. You must present an image of harmony between our husband and wife in front of outsiders."

"Isn't it tiring to keep pretending?" Ji Fantian asked with amusement.

"If you don't want to pretend, get lost quickly." Lin Zaozao retorted unceremoniously.

Hmph! Only a fool wouldn't take advantage of this.

She had said in advance that in order to show an intimate relationship between them in front of outsiders, she would have to have intimate contact with three of them every day.

As for which three she would be intimate with, that was up to them to figure out.

Of course, anyone who didn't want to show intimacy with her could get lost immediately.

Seeing that her five husbands remained silent, it seemed they acquiesced to her idea.

This was good too, it would save her the trouble of having to find ways to contact them when helping them transfer their illnesses in the future.

But thinking that she could have a little intimacy with her five husbands every day, Lin Zaozao was delighted!

Hahaha! Only a fool would let a chance like this pass by!

So, in front of everyone, Lin Zaozao stiffly fell back. With the "thud" sound of her colliding with the bed board, the "crack" sound of the bed board breaking also rang clearly in everyone's ears.

At that moment, a burst of laughter rang clearly in Lin Zaozao's ears.

Lin Zaozao turned to see that it was Ruo Qiu, who she had just teased, ah! No, it was Ruo Qiu, whose illness she had just transferred.

Originally Ruo Qiu had a charming fox-like face. Now under the lamp light it looked even more enchanting.

My god! She would even believe it if someone said he was a male fox demon from Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio.

With his looks, he was just too d*mn charming!

Seeing Lin Zaozao's brazenly ogling eyes, Ruo Qiu, who had been laughing lightly, immediately became cold. He turned his head away without even glancing at Lin Zaozao.

"Humph! Does it cost you a piece of flesh to laugh once? What a stingy look."

Lin Zaozao gingerly climbed down from the bed. As soon as she got down, Ji Fantian's bed board collapsed.