The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 491: 491: Ghost School Rules!

Chapter 491: Chapter 491: Ghost School Rules!
 

As soon as the classroom door opened, Huang Xiaolong saw, on the podium at that very moment, stood a woman dressed in an orange OL suit.

Her hair, wild as weeds, hung down, masking more than half of her face. On her hair, a few corpulent corpse worms wriggled. Her ghostly eyes were dark, seeping with spectral blood from the corners. Her mouth stretched to the base of her ears, bloody when she spoke, resembling a massive mouth filled with blood.

Well… an orange ghost, a tad stronger than a red ghost.

The orange ghost glanced at Huang Xiaolong and asked menacingly, “Are you a student?”

“Who said I’m not?” Huang Xiaolong responded with a mocking smile. He concealed his Yang Qi and pressure, making the ghost see him just like an ordinary, harmless human, not raising any guards.

“He-he-he~~ then come in. Take a seat. Roll call is about to start.” The orange ghost grinned malevolently and bloodthirsty at Huang Xiaolong.

Thereupon, Huang Xiaolong walked straight into the classroom.

The classroom was empty. Only three boys and two girls, high school students, were seated under the podium. They were not ghosts but living human beings.

Furthermore, the orange ghost blatantly exposed its ghostly form, making these five students see its true self.

At that moment, all five students were petrified, their faces completely drained of color. Uncontrollably shaking in terror, beneath their seats were puddles, reeking with a stench.

Well then!

All five students were scared shitless!

‘I would say this is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. A ghost teacher, brazenly teaching live humans…’ Huang Xiaolong found an empty seat and sat down, grinning as he watched the orange ghost on the podium, curious about its performance.

“Alright, everyone’s here, starting roll call.” The orange ghost’s expression became very focused, seemingly attentive. At first glance, it did look like an actual teacher.

Huang Xiaolong pondered, ‘Could this orange ghost have been a teacher in its past life? It’s definitely not Yuan Weijie since Yuan Weijie is a male ghost…’

The orange ghost started calling names, its voice resembling the grating sound of hard plastic scraping on glass, both unpleasant and chilling.

It took out a register and flipped through it, calling, “Li Dashuang?”

Under the podium, the five students trembled, stricken with cold sweat.’;

One of them, a square-faced boy, clearly expressed shock and unspeakable terror.

After what felt like eternity, all five students remained devastatingly silent, providing no response to the orange ghost.

“Li Dashuang?!! Is he present?” The orange ghost’s facial features twisted grotesquely, her black hair flying wildly, and mouth wide open, blood dripping. “Not responding to a teacher during roll call – it’s a contempt for the teacher! According to the Ghost School Rules, Article 12, the punishment should be tongue-cutting!”

The next second, a blood-dripping dagger appeared in the orange ghost’s hand, “Li Dashuang?” she called one last time.

“Pres—ent~~~” That square-faced boy, face stained with tears, stood up.

“Hmm. Good. Carry on.” The orange ghost put down the dagger. “Song Xiaohua?”

“Pres-ent,” a girl with a ponytail stood up trembling.

…

Just then, a chill wind whistled outside. A blood-drenched red ghost floated into the classroom from afar and alighted on the window sill. It licked its lips hungrily as it gazed at the students in the classroom, and said to the orange ghost on the podium, “Miss Gou, are you done? Hurry up, I can’t wait anymore.”

The five students were even more terrified and seemed to have stopped breathing.

After roll call, the orange ghost glanced at Huang Xiaolong and quickly diverted her attention.

“Now, start the punishment.”

The orange ghost’s expression was stern. “Student Li Dashuang, during your schooldays, you unfairly collected protection money from the junior-grade students multiple times and assaulted three junior-grade students. In accordance with Ghost School Rules, Article 22, you should be beheaded, parental sins are also to be punished.”

“No!!! No! Tea…Teacher…” Li Dashuang cried out. “Teacher, I… I collected protection money, only… only twice, no, three times, only… only a little bit over 500 yuan, I swear, just a bit over 500 yuan. As for hitting someone, I really only slapped them. I did not… did not hit that hard!… Teacher, I was wronged… Teacher, I won’t dare again. In future… I promise to be a rule-abiding student…”

Li Dashuang cried out, his eyes filled not only with terror but also regret. He regretted having been naughty, and bullying weaker classmates.

“Shut up!” The orange ghost gave him a cold glare. Li Dashuang didn’t dare to utter another word and could only bury his head and sob.

“Next. Song Xiaohua, during school, you dated three boys simultaneously, lost sight of self-respect, and lost your virginity. In accordance with Ghost School Rules, Article 33, you should be punished by drowning in a pig cage, parental sins are also to be punished.” Again, the orange ghost handed out the sentence.

…

It continued to read out the charges laid against the five students. All punishments were nothing short of torture: burning alive, beheading, hanging, and so on.

The most outrageous was the student named ‘Zou Qiang.’ Because he cheated during a mid-term exam, he was even sentenced to the lingering death punishment.

‘He-he~~ Interesting, Ghost School Rules? Well, this is quite methodical… pretty strict huh!’ Huang Xiaolong smirked.

At this point, the orange ghost glanced at the red ghost sitting on the window sill, indifferently saying, “The trial is over, please proceed with execution.”

“He-he-he~~He-he-he~~ I couldn’t wait any longer …” The red ghost floated from the window sill directly into the classroom.

“Wa~~~ No! No! Help!”

“Teacher, we were wrong, we’ll change! We were wrong!”

“Teacher, please give us another chance, one last chance…”

…

The five students were torn to the bone.

“Heh~ The principal once said that bad students should be punished. Instead of letting you run wild, it’s better to solve you early to prevent you from becoming waste in society!” The orange ghost said indifferently. Then she raised her voice. “Start execution immediately!”

“Hahaha~~~~~” Huang Xiaolong couldn’t hold back any longer and burst into laughter. “This truly broadened my horizons, the first time seeing a ghost judging a living person. Even with reasons and rules. Ghost School Rules? Hm…Alright, you are done judging, right? Now it’s my turn to judge you.”

“Huh?” Both the orange ghost and red ghost on the podium were dumbfounded, gaping at Huang Xiaolong, their unexpected guest.

Huang Xiaolong stood up, grinning, “You have harmed quite a few people, full of viciousness, making even the underworld unbearable. Now, I shall pass the sentence, let you be reduced to ashes, as a lesson to others!”

“He-he-he…what nonsense… Miss Gou, let’s go together and off this guy!” The red ghost roared ferociously.

The next second, a red and an orange shadow, carrying overwhelming evil Qi, rushed towards Huang Xiaolong!