The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 361: 361: Eccentric Woman

Chapter 361: Chapter 361: Eccentric Woman
Since Huang Xiaolong hadn’t eaten yet, he made a dinner date with Wu Shanshan.

Huang Xiaolong was thrilled to go out for the evening, anticipating a fun night ahead.

He met up with Wu Shanshan at the agreed location.

It was a bustling shopping district, bright with lights and filled with a mature food street and shopping plaza.

Apparently, Yan Yi had also chosen this place for his rendezvous with Wu Shanshan.

“Hey~~~ This place sure is crowded…” Huang Xiaolong, while waiting for Wu Shanshan at the entrance of a Chinese restaurant, commented as the cool night breeze lifted his spirits.

At that moment, his mobile phone rang.

Huang Xiaolong pulled it out and saw that it wasn’t Wu Shanshan who was calling. Instead, it was Meimei.

“Master~~~” As soon as he picked up the phone, Huang Xiaolong heard Meimei’s flirtatious purr.

“Say what you need to.” Huang Xiaolong prompted with a smile.

“Master, tonight, Yan Yi wants me to give him the USB flash drive…” Meimei hastily echoed.

“Oh, Yan Yi hasn’t seen the video on the USB drive yet, has he?” Huang Xiaolong asked cautiously. “What about you? You haven’t sneaked a peek, have you?”

“Master, I kept your instructions in mind. We neither watched it, Yan Yi didn’t see it, and I didn’t dare sneak a peek either.” Meimei responded pleasingly.

“Alright, tonight, give the USB drive to Yan Yi. We’ll all watch it together.” Huang Xiaolong couldn’t help but laugh.

“Master, Yan Yi wants me to meet him at Zhentai Square… apparently, he plans to play the video from the USB drive on the shopping mall’s large LED screen. One of the mall’s staff members is his buddy.” Meimei explained the situation.

“I’m already at Zhentai Square, play it by ear when you get here.” Huang Xiaolong instructed.

“Hmm, Master, I’m going to meet Yan Yi now.” Meimei chuckled coquettishly.

As he hung up the phone, Wu Shanshan arrived. She was wearing light blue jeans, a simple T-shirt, her height of 185cm, delicate melon face, and the features of the Taiwanese actress Sister Zhiling made her incredibly attractive.

There was another girl with Wu Shanshan.

She was wearing white washed jeans and sneakers, an above-the-knee Manchester United No. 7 jersey, and was about the same age as Wu Shanshan. Although her looks were somewhat pure, and ‘kawaii’, one problem—no chest!

Among the girls Huang Xiaolong knew, Su Xiaoman was flat-chested, but at least she had something. But the girl Wu Shanshan brought over was a complete flat land, probably didn’t even have an A cup, just two fried eggs.

‘What a waste, such a pretty girl… too bad she’s flat-chested.’ Huang Xiaolong shook his head regretfully.

“Little Long!” As soon as Wu Shanshan saw Huang Xiaolong, her face was filled with smiles and her eyes softened.

“Ye~~ Shanshan, you’re really head over heels.” The flat-chested girl looked surprised. “I’d like to see what kind of man can tame a wild horse like you~~”

“Hey, Liu Feilei, are you making fun of me? I kindly brought you to meet my boyfriend to help you exorcise ghosts… if you keep mocking me, I’ll tell my boyfriend to ignore you, you’ll have to go back home alone, with the ghost at night, I want to see if you’re scared~~” Wu Shanshan threatened playfully.

“Oh my~~ I was just joking, Shanshan, are you so petty now?” The flat-chested girl, Liu Feilei, checked out Huang Xiaolong and then whispered in Wu Shanshan’s ear. “Shanshan, your boyfriend does look pretty good, quite delicate, but I’m curious, considering your large physique, who is controlling who in bed?”

Wu Shanshan, known for her bold character, was even pissed off by Liu Feilei’s lewd style, her face flushed as she glared at her. “It’s none of your damn business!”

Huang Xiaolong, having excellent hearing, could hear Wu Shanshan and Liu Feilei’s conversation even from a distance.

‘That plump chick’s friend has quite a bit of nerve… But her hips are closed tightly, clearly a virgin, not some flirtatious woman… Tsk tsk, she looks innocent but is a pervert at heart…’ Huang Xiaolong mentally assessed.

“Little Long, this is my friend Liu Feilei.” Wu Shanshan promptly introduced her upon their meeting. “I told you over the phone, Feilei’s rented place has some issues. Let her tell you the details over dinner.”

“Oh, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.” Huang Xiaolong responded lazily. “You do indeed have a problem. No, to be precise, the place you live in has a problem. It’s dirty.”

“Ah? Little Long, right? You haven’t even been to my rented place, but you say there’s a problem, aren’t you just blowing your own trumpet?” Liu Feilei looked at Huang Xiaolong sceptically.

It seemed that this girl didn’t know how to talk tactfully and was very straightforward.

“Uh… you have a ghostly aura about you, a dark tint to your brow ridge which is void of light, these are signs of impending bad luck.” Huang Xiaolong stated very seriously. “You’ve definitely encountered something dirty, but don’t worry, since you’re Shanshan’s friend, I’ll help you solve this problem. For free.”

“Sweat~~ You seem to know what you’re talking about…” Liu Feilei was half in doubt. “I’ve heard Shanshan say that you’re still in college… Today’s college students are really capable, even moonlighting as ghost catchers?”

“Yeah, just earing some pocket money in my spare time.” Huang Xiaolong responded politely. But honestly, he didn’t really like this flat-chested girl; she was too brash.

“Oh, that’s not bad. I’m Shanshan’s colleague, but I’m part of the porn inspection team. You know what a porn inspector does, right? Our daily work is to watch videos.” Liu Feilei said gravely. “Little Long, if you need any videos in the future that you can’t find, just let me know and I’ll send them over to you.”

“Er~~~~~” Huang Xiaolong was stunned, then his eyes lit up and he grabbed Liu Feilei’s hands, “Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. I’m very happy to know you. Rest assured, tonight, I’ll help you handle the dirty thing in your rented place!”

“Why do I feel like you two are colluding?” Wu Shanshan mumbled from the sidelines.

“Let’s get something to eat first.” Huang Xiaolong led the two into the restaurant with a grin.

The three of them booked a private room and ordered some homestyle dishes, chatting while they ate.

Mainly it was Liu Feilei who was chatting away, with Huang Xiaolong and Wu Shanshan listening to her stories as they ate.

It took Liu Feilei quite a while to fully explain the trouble she had encountered—

Not too long ago, she had attempted to save some money and rented an old apartment in an old neighborhood, a two-bedroom flat.

The previous tenants were a retired elderly couple who, without children by their side, turned to nurturing a teddy dog, more or less as a companion.

But one day, the teddy dog went missing, leaving the old pair in distress.

Only after extensive search throughout the neighborhood did they finally find the dog—dead. It had been killed by someone, and it was said to have died a gruesome death.

Frustratingly, the elderly couple then inexplicably hanged themselves at home.

Half a year later, the children of the deceased couple got involved and handled the apartment. Instead of selling it, they rented it out. However, every tenant would hear unsettling noise from the balcony at 1:00 a.m. When they checked, there was nothing there. Then, they would hear knocking from outside. But when they opened the door, there was nobody.

Naturally, any tenant confronted with such peculiar events wouldn’t dare to stay.

The place went through over a dozen tenants, and not one of them could stay for more than a week. One young couple even moved out when the wife was frightened into institutionalization.

“Oh… I see.” Huang Xiaolong nodded. “Have you heard anything at night?”

“Yes! How could I not?” Liu Feilei’s face turned pale. “Every night, as if someone is walking on the balcony at 1 A.M., then knocking on my door. I’m scared to death! Little Long, Shanshan, honestly, I even wear red underwear to ward off evil spirits, but it doesn’t help… It happens every night at 1 A.M., right on time. It scares the hell out of me…”

“Fatty, your colleague is quite the character…” Huang Xiaolong leaned over and whispered in Wu Shanshan’s ear. “Is it because her chest is flat that she’s become all warped? I mean, she’s pretty reckless in the way she talks~~”

Wu Shanshan’s face turned crimson.

In the middle of their conversation, Huang Xiaolong instinctively gazed at Liu Feilei’s chest.

“Little Long, are you looking down on me?” Liu Feilei also noticed Huang Xiaolong’s glance. She looked down at her own chest. “I’m flat-chested. I’ve been rejected 35 times on blind dates.”

“Hehehe~~ Well, you’re… quite straightforward…” Huang Xiaolong was a little taken aback.

“Ah~~~” Liu Feilei let out a deep sigh. There’s a shimmer of tears in her eyes and a tinge of self-mockery in her tone. “I know, you guys, all like big breasts… Look at Shanshan, well endowed… Who would love a flat chest? I’m doomed to die lonely.”

“Wait…” Noticing Liu Feilei was on the verge of crying, Huang Xiaolong hurriedly took out a wooden bottle from his bag, pouring out 4 pea-sized, earthy-yellow pills. “Stop! Uh, listen, you’ve got to stop crying, I really can’t stand to see a woman cry… You see, this medicine——”

Huang Xiaolong earnestly began to explain. “I’ve got a friend, who, um… has a similar developmental issue. She’s a couple sizes smaller than the average woman. So, I’ve been selecting some herbal medicines and using a secret recipe to refine these pills for her. The problem is, this is my first time refining these pills, so I’m still not clear on the dosage…”

This medicine was actually made by Huang Xiaolong for Su Xiaoman. It’s a breast enhancement medicine made of natural herbs, it’s absolutely harmless.

However, he hasn’t found a guinea pig to test it yet. Huang Xiaolong only knew that the medicine could enhance breasts, but he didn’t know to what degree each pill could achieve.

Therefore, he didn’t rush to give it to Su Xiaoman.

Huang Xiaolong intended to tell Liu Feilei that if she was in a hurry, she could try one pill to see the effect, but suddenly—

Out of the blue!

Liu Feilei’s eyes turned bright! She abruptly stood up and snatched the four pills away, then put them all into her mouth!

Gulp~~~

She swallowed it with saliva.

Both Huang Xiaolong and Wu Shanshan were stunned.

“No… I already said, I haven’t worked out the dosage yet, you… are you out of your mind?” Huang Xiaolong exclaimed in horror. “You just swallowed four pills without asking anything about it?”

“Whatever. I’m not happy with my life anyway, being ridiculed every day, rejected 35 times on blind dates, my life is a disgrace.” Liu Feilei appeared to care very little, and she sat back down, taking a big drink of water. “Little Long, don’t worry, if this medicine works, you’re like my reincarnated parents. If it doesn’t work, or even kills me, it could be seen as liberation. I won’t need to suffer anymore!”

“Fatty, she… she is the only person I’ve truly conceded to since I came to the city.” Huang Xiaolong looked at Wu Shanshan with a serious expression. “I really admire her.”

Wu Shanshan didn’t know what to say.

She was starting to regret bringing this eccentric and unpredictable woman to meet Huang Xiaolong.

Just then, Wu Shanshan’s phone rang. Her face turned serious when she saw the caller. “Yan Yi is calling!”