The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 142: Crawl Out!

Chapter 142: Chapter 142: Crawl Out!

Translator: 549690339

Everyone was reminiscing about what Huang Xiaolong had just recited.

Incredibly… Huang Xiaolong had won.

He had actually managed to recite “Red Lips. Thoughts of My Maiden” in reverse, an utterly showy choice.

It’s important to remember that this poem was chosen by Zhu Ting, not Huang Xiaolong himself.

If Huang Xiaolong had chosen it himself, one could say that he had practiced for a long time, achieving fluent reverse recitation.

But Zhu Ting picked the topic. This either means that Huang Xiaolong had incredibly good luck because Zhu Ting just happened to choose Huang Xiaolong’s best topic.

Alternatively, it means that Huang Xiaolong has an extraordinary understanding of classical Chinese literature!

“This… this…” Zhu Ting’s face had changed. It had become quite colorful and even a bit distorted in fury. “You… you…”

“Hehehe, class monitor, don’t stammer.” Huang Xiaolong teased. “You’ve lost. So, crawl out.”

“You! Don’t go too far!” Zhu Ting was a bit shamefully furious.

“Oh? What, you’re going back on your word? Evading the fact? Class monitor, I see.” Huang Xiaolong pretended to ponder. “You’re not man enough. You’re a poser, because a true man always keeps his word.”

Pfft! Song Yuru couldn’t help but chuckle. “I told you so, Little Long couldn’t lose! No matter the competition, Little Long would always win!”

Now, some classmates were giving Zhu Ting strange looks, with some traces of contempt.

Though they all disliked Huang Xiaolong, the result was that Huang Xiaolong had won, and Zhu Ting had lost.

The gambler must accept his loss.

Since he lost, he should keep his promise. Dishonoring it so openly was indeed rather ungracious.

“Fine, fine, fine, you’re impressive! But there’s a long way to go, let’s wait and see!” Zhu Ting shot a malicious glare at Huang Xiaolong. “You’ve had your moment! Okay, I’ll leave now!”

With that, he immediately left his seat and walked towards the classroom door.

Chu Tingting didn’t say a word. Standing on fair grounds, she shouldn’t show favoritism towards Zhu Ting.

Despite the fact Chu Tingting highly admires Zhu Ting.

“Wait.” But Huang Xiaolong spoke.

“Country bumpkin! What else do you want?” Zhu Ting turned in anger.

“I think we didn’t decide you would walk out of the classroom. I believe we said crawl out.” Huang Xiaolong grinned. “You should crawl out.”

“Hahahaha! Dumbass! Who the fuck do you think you are? A countryside bumpkin, you want me to crawl out? Why don’t you go to hell?” Zhu Ting had been slapped in the face today, he started to seem a bit dark and frenzied.

“Your language is really unpleasant!” Song Yuru retorted. “You agreed to crawl out yourself, and now Little Long is just reminding you, but instead, you are verbally abusing people, are you even qualified to be our class monitor?”

“I don’t even want to bother arguing with you guys.” Zhu Ting looked pale for a moment, prepared to turn around and leave.

“Hey… such unusual behavior, is really rare to see, okay then, if we say you should crawl out, then you must crawl out.” Huang Xiaolong slightly shook his head, then casually picked up two water pens on Song Yuru’s desk, and casually threw them at Zhu Ting.

Pfft! Pfft!

Two faint sounds.

The two pens hit Zhu Ting’s left and right knees respectively. His legs suddenly softened, and he collapsed on the floor, propping himself up with both hands. The posture was like a crawl.

“You!” Zhu Ting was shocked and angry, he raised his vicious eyes at Huang Xiaolong.

“Stop talking, crawl out, find someone to massage your knee area, within three hours, if it doesn’t allow the blood to circulate smoothly, your legs will be useless.” Huang Xiaolong gave a small smile and then sat down.

“Damn it! I remember you! I, Zhu Ting, remember you! I’ll make you pay a hundred times for the humiliation of today!!!” Zhu Ting howled like an enraged beast and then… he really crawled out of the classroom like a dog.

Moreover, he crawled fast, worrying that his legs might be useless… He had to hurry to find someone for a massage.

“All right… all right… let’s get back to class.” Chu Tingting shot a deep glance at Huang Xiaolong.

Class./p>

Now, the students in the class, although they despise Huang Xiaolong, they absolutely wouldn’t dare to provoke him anymore.

My God, both Cao Huan and Zhu Ting, who were the big figures in the school, were totaled by Huang Xiaolong.

One was forced to kneel and wet himself.

Another one crawled out of the classroom and there was the possibility of disability.

My god, this country bumpkin was quite savage!

After class, Chu Tingting packed her textbooks, ready to leave the classroom. As she was about to leave, she suddenly looked at Huang Xiaolong. “Ah… student Huang Xiaolong, can you please come to my office?”

In the classroom, the students’ gazes once again fell on Huang Xiaolong.

The beautiful teacher, Chu Tingting, actually asked Huang Xiaolong to come to her office alone!

“First wife, see, even the beautiful teacher has started to see me in a different light.” Huang Xiaolong gleefully rose. “First wife, I’m going to the teacher’s office now, don’t get jealous, hehe.”

After saying that, Huang Xiaolong hopped out of the classroom. “Beautiful teacher, wait for me, I’m coming!”

…

Huang Xiaolong followed Chu Tingting to her office.

It was a separate office.

“Huang Xiaolong, take a seat.” Chu Tingting put away the textbooks in her hand, then sat down behind the desk.

Huang Xiaolong also spontaneously sat across from her.

At first glance, Chu Tingting’s brow was cloudy, and her body was shrouded in yin aura, indeed she had encountered something unclean.

“Um… Huang Xiaolong, in your self-introduction just now, you said you were interested in catching ghosts, studying talismans…” Chu Tingting looked at Huang Xiaolong with a peculiar gaze. “I don’t know… if the talismans you mentioned were real or fake?”

“Ah? Beautiful teacher, why would you say that? It must be true! My talisman, how could they possibly be fake?” Huang Xiaolong looked a bit angered.

“Don’t get excited… Huang Xiaolong, don’t get excited.” Chu Tingting quickly said.

She was once bitten by a snake and had been scared of ropes for ten years.

Last week, Chu Tingting went to a temple and bought a peace charm for a full 5,000 yuan! That’s almost her monthly salary!

But the result is? Despite wearing the peace charm close to her body and never leaving it even when showering or sleeping, it didn’t solve any of the troubles and problems she encountered.

Damn it! It was fake!

“Huang Xiaolong… I want to ask for a talisman for exorcism and safety… but… as you may know, many talismans and magic artifacts on the market are fake… I… I’m a little scared… um, could you prove that your talisman is real? If you can prove… I’ll pay for it! I, as a teacher, won’t take advantage of you! I’ll pay, you sell it for whatever you think it’s worth, you don’t need to give me a discount.” Chu Tingting gritted her teeth and said.

In other words, if a real talisman could be bought, she wouldn’t mind spending a bit.

“Beautiful teacher, listen to what you’re saying!” Huang Xiaolong got a little angry, having stood up and casually grabbed a handful of yellow paper talismans from his canvas bag.

He slapped them down on the table!