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Chapter 282 - Give Birth To Cubs!!
Chapter 282 - Give Birth To Cubs!!
When Mu Jun arrived, the few animals were almost drunk except Shen Yi who was a little sobber.
Seeing Mu Jun come, he smiled gently and asked "You are here?"
"Mmmm" Mu Jun replied in good mood and grabbed a wine glass poured some into it.
Looking behind, Shen Yi asked "What about sister Sia?"
"She was tired so I let her go back and rest" answered Mu Jun as he moved to an empty seat.
Just as Mu Jun sat, Xiao Li suddenly giggled and said "Hehe....he is lying. He must have done something to her"
"Cough-cough..." coughing on his drinks, Mu Jun looked up at Xiao Li in shock. Why did he suddenly feel guilty hearing her words thought all he did was to kiss her?
Not noticing his reaction, Xiao Li continued "Look, he is even coughing....he must have done something"
"Hiccup...great Li...hic...what do you think did he do?" the ignorant John asked
"hehe...let me tell you, he did something very bad" the drunk Xiao Li said with a mysterious gaze
"Ahh...do you think he kissed her?" Su Yan asked with a look of surprise
Shaking her head, Xiao Li yelled "No!"
Thinking of something, Lu Jin jumped on his seat and answered "he must have s-slept with hrrrr, making hrr tirrrred"
Surprised, An Ran suddenly covered her mouth and looked at Mu Jun in disgust and said "Pervert!"
"..." Mu Jun's lips twitched as he thought 'What are these guys talking about?' thought
Shaking her head violently, Xiao Li denied "No!"
"Then what do you think did he do? hiccup" John blinked his drunken eyes and asked obediently
Squinting her eyes, Xiao Li pointed her finger at Mu Jun and said while blinking her eyes "He...must have cheated of her money...bad guy"
"Oh!" gasping in shock, the few drunk animals looked at Mu Jun in disgust
"..." speechless, Mu Jun turned to Shen Yi and asked, "How did you tolerate them all these while?"
Heaving a deep sigh, just as Shen Yi was about to explain, Si Ming suddenly laughed hugging his stomach and spoke while pointing his finger at Shen Yi "Haha...third brother you don't know, second brother will marry Great Li"
Surprised, Mu Jun turned to Shen Yi and looked at him with amused curiosity.
feeling a little headache, just as Shen Yi was preparing to explain, he was once again cut off by the drunk Xiao Li who suddenly nodded her head and answered "Yeah-Yeah! he will marry me and help me count my cubs' no of underwears"
"..."
"Hiccup! But grrreat Li, whooo will give birrrth to the cubs?" Lu Jin asked ignorantly
Pointing at Shen Yi, the drunk Xiao Li swayed but still answered firmly "Of course it's him"
"But grrrreat Li, isn't it always women who give birrrrth to a child?"
"Idiot...Men can also give birth, just like male sea horse" Xiao Li lectured
"Then is brother Yi sea horse? hiccup" John asked with a hiccup
"No...he is a big bad wolf"
"...."
Just then Su Yan who had remained quiet for a while suddenly stood up and pointed her finger at Mu Jun. Shaking her dizzy head, she tried to stand tried as she spoke "You...start counting your underwear yourself or else...Shia will feel shad"
Not able to stand properly, just as Su Yan was about to fall Si Ming pulled her to sit down and said "Baby, you shouldn't stand or else you will fall"
"oh...then will I not fall if I sleep?" Su Yan asked while blinking her eyes innocently
Nodding his head, Si Ming answered seriously "Offcourse you won't because....you are already lying down hahaha" at the end Si Ming laughed out loudly, followed by Su Yan who slapped his shoulder and laughed out loudly
Speechless at his friend's drunk behavior, Mu Jun rubbed the space between his eyebrows and asked Shen Yi "how long have they been acting like this?"
While pouring whisky to his glass, Shen Yi replied "Not for long, just half an hour before you arrived"
"How did you even tolerate them for so long? I'm not even able to watch their drunk behavior for few minutes" Mu Jun replied while sipping on his wine
Nodding his head, Shen Yi sipped on the whisky and answered "Well, after staying with you, it's not that hard to tolerate them"
the corner of Mu Jun's lips twitched hearing Shen Yi's reply. Swirling the wine in the glass, he gazed at Shen Yi and asked "Are you implying that my behavior is problematic?"
"Is it not?" Shen Yi replied while sipping on his drinks.
"You- forget it" gulping the last drop of wine, Mu Jun placed the glass down. Turning his head, he looked at Yang Jie who was busy with his phone and asked "What's he doing?"
"Huh?" turning to his right, Shen Yi looked at Yang Jie who was busy fiddling with his phone and asked "First brother, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to call my girlfriend but the call is not connecting at all" Yang Jie pouted unhappily as he continued to tap on his cell phone.
"First Brother, it's already late and your girlfriend must be sleeping by now. By calling her, you are going to disturb her"
Shaking his head, Yang Jie answered stubbornly "No, she must be waiting for my call, if I don't call her she will be angry"
"First brother..." just as Shen Yi wanted to continued persuading him, Yang Jie suddenly yelled "Oh...it's connected"
Turning the call to speaker mode, Yang Jie suddenly cried "Baby...I miss you soo much! When will you return? I want to marry you soon. Do you know, everyone here are about to marry, second brother is even about to give birth to lots of cubs! When are you coming back? even I want to give birth to lots of cubs...a lot of cubs! more than second and third brother!"
Hearing Yang Jie's banter, a few dark lines appeared on Mu Jun and Shen Yi's forehead.