Book 2: Chapter 32: Look! Shouzhe's means
Book 2: Chapter 32: Look! Shouzhe's means
Wang Shouzhe was utterly perplexed.
He wasn't sure if the so-called life factor mentioned by the lady in the green dress was the same as what he was thinking.
If it was, then it would be utterly embarrassing for him.
He had lived two lifetimes, yet this was the first time someone had tried to bribe him with such a reason.
"I'm sorry."
Wang Shouzhe solemnly refused her, "I'm not interested in your experiment. You can find someone else." If his wife found out about this, he feared he would be beaten to death.
"Don't refuse so quickly. You will be participating in a great technological revolution." The lady in the green dress's eyes sparkled with excitement and madness, "Once successful, I can combine humans and plants, turning them into tree people or human trees."
"Then people won't need to eat, they just need to plant themselves in the soil and bask in the sun to survive, and they can live for a very long time."
"How do you feel after hearing this? Are you excited? Are you looking forward to it?"
Excited my ass, looking forward to your ghost, Wang Shouzhe was shocked as he looked at the lady in the green dress.This was messing with genetic experiments, wasn't it a bit too crazy?
He didn't know if there was a moral and ethical monitoring association in this world to control these people.
In any case.
Wang Shouzhe's dream was to manage his small family well, gradually become stronger, and make his family members live better, without being bullied.
As for this eerie and creepy technology, he was not interested and kept his distance.
This seemingly beautiful and normal-looking lady was actually a gene modification maniac! No wonder those disciples of Changchun Valley would hide as soon as they saw her.
Then Wang Shouzhe asked seriously, "If I don't agree, will you use force to coerce me, junior sister?"
The lady in the green dress blinked at Wang Shouzhe and sincerely said, "Yes, you are so handsome, your life factor must be excellent."
"Then, junior sister, your current cultivation level is..." Wang Shouzhe started to calculate with a drop of cold sweat. He sighed in his heart, alas, being too handsome was indeed a sin.
Not only was he easily envied by his senior and junior brothers, but he was also easily coveted by senior sisters.
"My cultivation level is not high, among the five direct disciples of my master, I am the most useless, only in the late stage of the Spirit Platform realm, not yet in the Celestial realm." Speaking of this, the lady in the green dress was somewhat disappointed.
It seemed that he couldn't win, for a moment, Wang Shouzhe's expression was filled with seriousness.
At the same time.
Jinshan, who was hiding behind the bookshelf, was laughing heartily in his heart.
Stinky kid, you're so handsome. Now you're in big trouble, right? Next, you will definitely be tied up and captured by junior sister to do those evil and terrifying experiments.
Thinking of junior sister's terrifying and various strange experiments, his heart was trembling.
But at the same time, he was burning with anticipation, eager to see junior sister force him. Then watch this handsome heretic disciple Wang Shouzhe resist desperately, but in the end, he would still surrender and face his tragic fate.
The most important thing was that junior sister would definitely give him some Top Gold as compensation afterward.
Junior sister was rich! Among the several direct disciples, she was the richest.
The other senior sisters who were hiding felt very sympathetic towards Wang Shouzhe, but they couldn't do anything about it. They couldn't beat junior sister, so they couldn't play the role of a beauty saving the hero.
Just when everyone thought that Wang Shouzhe was about to be captured and subjected to inhumane experiments.
Wang Shouzhe's hand moved in his storage ring, and he took out some spirit fish jerky, honey spirit meat, spirit honey candy, and thousand-layer cake made from spirit glutinous rice and other ingredients.
"Junior sister, you are dedicated to all mankind, which makes me admire you and feel very heartbroken."
"Junior sister, you must be very hardworking when you do experiments, right? Alas, look at you, you must not eat on time. Try this honey spirit beef jerky, it's made from the honey of the purple crystal spirit bee queen and the meat of the third-order green wood spirit bull king, made through dozens of processes. One bite can replenish your qi and blood, and it's also good for your skin."
Then junior sister tasted it, her eyes widened, it was indeed delicious.
Wang Shouzhe thoughtfully brought her a stool and let her eat slowly.
Then Wang Shouzhe took out a finely made small mirror, "Junior sister, you are working hard for the rise of mankind, which is really admirable. However, no matter how hard you work, you should also pay attention to your maintenance. Junior sister, take a look, you have a small pimple at your temple, and this patch of skin is a bit dull, obviously you don't pay attention to maintenance."
"Even for the sake of all mankind, you can't neglect yourself like this. I recommend you use this ?Ice Skin Snow Nourishing Cream? that I have carefully formulated for twenty years."
"What kind of treasure mirror is this, it's so clear? Wow, there really is a pimple." Then junior sister panicked, applied the nourishing cream, the cool and refreshing feeling penetrated her bones, making her feel refreshed and comfortable all over, "It really works."
"This bottle of ?Red Phoenix Purple Phoenix Pill? is used for internal conditioning of the body, regulating the five organs and six viscera and the heavenly orchid. This bottle of ?Ice Skin Snow Nourishing Cream? is for external application. In no time, junior sister will be able to restore her ice skin and jade bone beauty."
As a married man, he was very fluent in talking about the heavenly orchid.
"How much Top Gold do you want, I'll give it to you." Junior sister held the two exquisite glass bottles and the mirror, unable to put them down.
"Junior sister, you are contributing to mankind, what is this little bit of maintenance holy product? It's not worth two or three thousand Top Gold, I'll give it to you. Even this ?Mirror of Reflection?, I'll give it to you." Wang Shouzhe waved his hand generously, his posture was so "heroic".
The so-called Mirror of Reflection was the exquisitely made small mirror.
"You are really too good, junior brother, even better than my master, even willing to give me holy products and treasures." Junior sister was moved, her pretty face was flushed, "But my master said, we can't take things from others for nothing, here is four thousand Top Gold for you."
Then, she forcefully stuffed a handful of Top Gold into Wang Shouzhe's hands. If he refused, she would get angry.
Reluctantly, Wang Shouzhe accepted the Top Gold.
Then he moved on to the next step.
"Junior sister, your hair is a bit dry. Look, the ends are split. How can you neglect yourself like this?" Wang Shouzhe criticized seriously, then took out two beautiful glass bottles, "This green bottle contains 'Silky Soft Cleanser', specifically for washing your beautiful hair. It can clean any dandruff or greasy stains in one go, and also has a moisturizing effect."
"The blue bottle contains 'Fluttering Butterfly Floral Fragrance', which is specifically for hair care. It helps maintain the shine and softness of your hair, and emits a floral fragrance that even butterflies would be attracted to."
"Is it that amazing? How much Top Gold?" The junior sister's eyes widened, this was a holy product.
"Junior sister, why are we talking about money? It's so vulgar. Consider it my contribution to humanity." Wang Shouzhe said righteously, "It's not worth more than three to five thousand gold, it's a trivial matter."
"No, I can't take advantage of you. Here is five thousand Top Gold, you must accept it."
"Junior sister, you really are...sigh!" After several refusals, Wang Shouzhe reluctantly accepted the five thousand Top Gold again. He couldn't help but sigh, the people in this sacred academy were really rich!
They were truly extravagant.
After this operation.
The senior brothers who were hiding and watching the excitement were all dumbfounded. Could it be done like this?
Junior sister, shouldn't you... quickly grab this handsome man and conduct those evil and terrifying experiments?
How come you started snacking in the blink of an eye?
And started researching how to maintain skin and hair with him?
The senior sisters were all envious. Not only was junior brother Shouzhe handsome and heroic, but he was also very gentle and delicate. If he could help apply the 'Ice Skin Snow Moisturizing Cream', it would be too blissful.
Unfortunately, junior brother Shouzhe's products were too expensive, and they were not as rich as the junior sister.
In this way.
Half an hour later.
The junior sister had a pile of bottles and jars, and Wang Shouzhe's wallet was bulging.
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost right, Wang Shouzhe said, "My wife is still waiting for me to go back. Junior sister, you can use these things slowly. If it's not enough, just ask me."
"Wait, what about my experiment if you leave?"
She was really persistent. Wang Shouzhe thought for a moment and said, "Actually, I'm a person with dull aptitude and ordinary life factors."
"I think you look quite handsome, how can you be ordinary?" The junior sister looked like she didn't believe him.
"Junior sister, you have been making contributions to humanity in Changchun Valley for a long time, but you are inexperienced in the world. We must not judge a person's excellence by their appearance. As the saying goes, 'Gold and jade on the outside, but rotten straw on the inside', that's me." Wang Shouzhe earnestly advised, "I think senior brother Jinshan, although he looks rough on the outside, he can't hide the wisdom and brilliance that radiates from his bones."
"Therefore, I solemnly recommend senior brother Jinshan to you. Junior sister, you don't want your tree man to have a good-looking appearance, but an empty head, do you?"
"You make a lot of sense." The senior sister seemed convinced and regretfully said, "But junior brother Jinshan is not here, I don't know where he went."
Senior brother Jinshan, who was hiding behind the bookshelf and secretly watching the excitement, suddenly felt a sense of foreboding, "This stinky kid is trying to screw me over."
"Junior sister, don't worry. This is senior brother Jinshan's childlike innocence, playing hide and seek with you. Go and look behind that bookshelf."
Then the junior sister ran over, moved the bookshelf, and exclaimed with surprise, "Junior brother Jinshan, so you are here. Come, come, come back with me to do the experiment."
"Help, no, junior sister, please spare me." Senior brother Jinshan's tears were about to fall, "Please spare me, I haven't gotten married and had children yet."
"Junior brother Jinshan, you are making a contribution to all of humanity. Since you don't have this awareness, I can only force you."
With that, the junior sister waved her hands, and a surge of green mysterious energy burst out.
A vine that looked like a climbing rose flew out from her sleeves and rolled towards senior brother Jinshan.
Senior brother Jinshan shouted in alarm.
Then he tried to escape using his body technique, but it was too late. The climbing rose had firmly grabbed one of his feet.
Then the vine full of flowers quickly wrapped around him, lifting him into the air and tying him into a big character.
Senior brother Jinshan screamed incessantly. The climbing rose was not just an ordinary vine. Under its beautiful appearance, it was full of countless barbs.
After being tied up, the barbs pierced into his body.
Injecting intense pain and poison, it gradually paralyzed senior brother Jinshan's body, making him unable to struggle.
Wang Shouzhe was also secretly shocked at this scene. This junior sister's climbing rose was not a simple thing. It should be some kind of spirit species.
He didn't know how it compared to his bloodthirsty vine, which one was more powerful?
At the same time, Wang Shouzhe was filled with emotion. Senior brother Jinshan, I'm sorry, I don't want to be killed by my wife when I go back, so I have to wrong you.
"Sigh! This is how adults solve problems."
"It's not necessary to start a fight if you disagree. You can handle things just as well from a different angle."
Wang Shouzhe was secretly thinking, preparing to sneak away from this place of right and wrong, out of sight, out of mind.
Suddenly.
A gentle and slightly reproachful voice sounded, "Luwei, that's enough, don't bully junior brother Jinshan anymore."
An old man appeared in the Daoist Hall at some point. The old man was holding a hoe and a bamboo hat, it was the old farmer Wang Shouzhe had seen in the Ling field of Changchun Valley.Wang Shouzhe was slightly taken aback, immediately stepping back, his heart filled with doubts. Could this seemingly ordinary old farmer be the legendary Elder Changchun?
"Ah, Master, why are you here?" The junior sister Luwei was suddenly flustered, "I didn't bully junior brother Jinshan, he was preparing to help me with an experiment."
"You, after seeing some of the chaotic experimental techniques in the relics of the Shenwu Dynasty, you started to mess around." Elder Changchun criticized, "The combination of humans and plants is against the natural order. Have you forgotten how such a powerful Shenwu Dynasty ultimately perished?"
"Wuuu~" Junior sister Luwei was immediately aggrieved, "I just wanted to try it out?"
"What we advocate in Changchun Valley is not to go against the natural order, but to go with the flow." Elder Changchun said indifferently, "You are not allowed to mention that experiment again. Besides, the life factor, do you understand what it is?"
"The technology in the relics of the Shenwu Dynasty says that all men have it..." Junior sister Luwei argued.
Elder Changchun's face darkened.
Seeing the master's change of expression, junior sister Luwei quickly let go of senior brother Jinshan, then ran off in a puff of smoke. Before leaving, she left a message for Wang Shouzhe: "Junior brother Shouzhe, I'll come to find you when I've used up my stuff." Then her figure disappeared.
Senior brother Jinshan, having narrowly escaped, thanked Elder Changchun: "Thank you, Master, for saving my life."
"You should also stop messing around all day. The Wang's Clan No.7 wheat variety must have been developed through the hard work of several generations." Elder Changchun criticized, "By casually cracking it, where do you put the hard work of others?"
"Yes, Master." Senior brother Jinshan was sweating profusely.
Elder Changchun ignored him and instead looked up and down at Wang Shouzhe with a smile, saying meaningfully: "You, kid, are quite capable."
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