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Chapter 520: 520, does this sound like human language to you?
Chapter 520: 520, does this sound like human language to you?
Chapter 520: 520, does this sound like human language to you?
After a while, someone said ominously, “Didn’t you say you were uncomfortable?”
“I should be fine after resting for two days.” Su Wanwan glared at him, “If not, you can give me a massage.”
Huo Jingshen: “…”
Seeing the old man rarely at a loss, Su Wanwan was inexplicably pleased. She began to boss around again, “I want to eat soup.”
Huo Jingshen put down his chopsticks, prepared a bowl of soup, and began to feed her.
Finally, having eaten and drunk her fill, Su Wanwan yawned, “I’m a bit sleepy and want to go to bed.”
“Go to sleep after a full meal?”
“None of your business!” Su Wanwan stretched out her arms, “Hurry up and carry me upstairs!”
Huo Jingshen: “…”
This little girl.
Did she get used to ordering him around?
He must have owed her something in his last life.
Putting down his bowl and chopsticks, Huo Jingshen resigned himself to carry her upstairs.
Once they reached the bedroom, the young girl lying on the clean, neatly made dark bed and suddenly made a new request. “I want to watch a movie.”
Huo Jingshen felt a headache coming on, “Didn’t you want to sleep?”
“What’s the rush? I’ll sleep after the movie.”
“…I’ll carry you to the home theater.”
As he spoke, Huo Jingshen was about to pull back the covers.
“Don’t!” Su Wanwan quickly pulled the blanket back, “I like to watch movies in bed. Hurry up and bring me the tablet.”
As the man stood still beside the bed, Su Wanwan clicked her tongue, “I asked you to do something, what are you standing there for!”
Huo Jingshen extended his hand to pinch her cheek, “Are you getting addicted to bossing me around, huh?”
“Ah!” Su Wanwan screamed in pain, “Didn’t you promise to take care of me today? Are you even reluctant to bring me a tablet? Heartless stinky man, you just care about yourself. Bastard, stupid…”
“Try cursing again?” Huo Jingshen narrowed his eyes.
Su Wanwan’s eyelid twitched, and she pushed him hard, “I’m not fully recovered yet, you better stay away from me, I warn you!”
Huo Jingshen: “…”
Of course, he knew she wasn’t fully recovered yet.
Because she was drugged last night, she had been energetic with sweet words around her lips, calling him ‘honey.’
Whatever he told her to do, she did.
Obedient, respectful, and alluring.
She was nothing less than a little enchantress.
Moreover, it had been quite a long time since he staged that fast, so the events of last night could not be stopped…
Huo Jingshen, holding both ends of the duvet, was closely watching the clear and sharp eyes of the young girl.
“About this…” His voice was low, “Husband has a hundred other ways, do you want to try?”
Su Wanwan: “…”
What a shameless guy! Was he talking like a human?
“Well, baby, don’t you want to try?” Huo Jingshen raised his eyebrows.
He was so close that his presence was extremely threatening.
Su Wanwan was feeling intimidated and had to soften her tone, “I want to watch a movie. I haven’t seen the recently released ‘Dying to Survive,’ everyone says it’s excellent.”
Huo Jingshen didn’t reply.
“Honey, quickly help me bring the tablet.” Su Wanwan continued to speak in a soft, coaxing manner.
Hearing her call him ‘honey,’ the man’s eyes finally softened a bit.
When he got up to fetch the tablet, Su Wanwan suddenly shouted again, “Off you go, Pikachu!”
Huo Jingshen: “…”
Pika!
This girl is becoming more and more outrageous!
But what can you do?
Even if his wife, who he spoiled, became more outrageous, she could only continue to be spoiled.
Soon he brought the tablet, set it up on the stand, and placed it beside her, “I’m going to the study.”
“Off you go, off you go.” Su Wanwan waved her little hand, as if shooing a fly away.
Huo Jingshen: “…”
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Su Wanwan fell asleep before the movie ended.
She slept straight through to the evening.
After waking up, she sleepily went downstairs, and the living room was quiet with no one around.
Su Wanwan frowned and glanced at the study before walking towards it.
Upon pushing the door open, sure enough, the man was sitting behind the desk, only….
“Are you trying to become an immortal?”
The room was filled with the smell of smoke. At first glance, it looked like a swirling haze of smoke, just like a legendary figure preparing to ascend to immortality.
At this moment, he was still holding a cigarette. Ridiculous!
Huo Jingshen quickly stubbed out the cigarette, got up, opened the window, and then walked over, “Awake?”
He looked at the time, “You slept for three hours. Are you a pig?”
“You’re the pig, your whole family are pigs!”
Huo Jingshen chuckled and pinched her little cheek, “What do you want for dinner, sweetheart?”
“I’m not eating!” Su Wanwan glared at him, “I’m going on a diet!”
It’s only been two days of her vacation, eat then sleep, sleep then eat. Sooner or later, he’d feed her till she became a pig.
Su Wanwan secretly pinched her waist.
Previously, she had a three-inch waist. Now it seemed… it did seem like she had gained a bit of weight, she could feel a bit of flesh when she pinched.
“You’re not allowed to go on a diet.” Huo Jingshen immediately said.
Thinking about his previous remark about her good tactile sensation, Su Wanwan hummed a bit, “The fat is on my body. If I want to lose it, I’ll lose it. It’s none of your business.”
Huo Jingshen looked at her, speaking very seriously, “Skipping meals to lose weight can lead to a lot of gastrointestinal problems and can also affect liver and kidney function.”
What?
Su Wanwan was horrified, “Stop talking nonsense!”
“Everything I say is scientifically based.”
Su Wanwan: “…”
“Therefore, for the sake of your husband, you cannot diet. After all, you belong to your husband, and so does your body. If you really want to lose weight, you can try to exercise more.” Huo Jingshen’s words were clearly suggestive.