Chapter 62: Bad Mission!(1)
Chapter 62: Bad Mission!(1)
<Failure to complete the mission within given time: Your pipe will be crippled for a month>]
"What the fuck!"
[Fufufu, time to fuck some holes master] Gina grinned.
"What the heck! What is wrong with this system? Ever since it was upgraded to level two, it has become a perverted system." Kelan cursed inwardly.
"How the hell will I even know about Lugard's house and the system only gave me one hour! If I fail this mission, I will lose my dick for a month!" Kelan's face turned pale at the thought of losing his little brother.
[Fufufu, there's always a way master, how about you ask that receptionist inside the guild]
"Haa~ yes! How dumb am I not to think about that" Kelan sighed and headed towards the guild, he ran towards there at an amazing speed because he could see the count down of the time given to him.
Upon arriving at the guild, he could see people gulping at his presence and moving far away from him, suddenly he heard an annoying voice.
"Hey, here I am Mr. Kripler" Lugard drooled and shouted as he saw Kelan, while his eyes shone with a star, then he hastily ran towards him.
"My name is Kelan, you dummy!" Kelan cursed under his breath and he realized that 10 minutes had already gone inside his given time.
"Why did you visit us here today Mr.Kepan or perhaps you want to sell your crystals" Lugard grinned.
"Tch... My name is Kelan, not Kepan! And I'm not here to sell any crystals, I want to see your receptionist, I think her name is err... Ralia! Yes, Ralia, I would like to see her please" Kelan said with a poker face.
"Hahaha, Mr. Kepan, you don't need to be so humble, even if you want my wife I won't mind sharing her, of course, it comes with a price, I think I told you about the offer last time, am I right?" Lugard smiled sheepishly.
"I'm about to go and fuck your wife for free" Kelan cursed under his breath.
"Did you say something?" Lugard asked.
"Haha, I said nothing" Kelan replied while he wiped off the bead of sweat on his head as his time was remaining 45 minutes.
"Okay, if you are not interested in the offer you can also take any of my workers. Hehe, they are all useless! Please follow me" Lugard cursed his workers and urged Kelan to follow him.
Kelan nodded his head and followed Lugard into his office, the workers also cursed Lugard to their heart's contempt after he left.
When they entered the office, Kelan could see Ralia working on a bulk of documents while she cursed her boss.
"This stupid bald boss of mine, he is too lazy, why would he give me all the work he was supposed to do by himself. It's not like he's paying me a good amount of money, heck! He would often flirt with me, Sigh... I just wished I could smack his head with a frying pan" Ralia cursed as she worked on the bulky documents, unbeknownst to her Lugard was staring at her with his mouth open.
"Cough! Cough! Ahem, Ralia, you have a visitor, and I think we need to talk after your visitor is gone" Lugard said with a scoff.
"Eh, boss!" Raila's body jerked up when she heard his voice and she swallowed hard after she acknowledged that Lugard heard her curses.
"O-Ok boss" Ralia stuttered and she turned her head towards the person that was looking for her. When her eyes landed on Kelan, she blushed and immediately stood up.
"Eh, Kelan!" She muttered and ran towards him.
"Hehe, he has finally come for me" Ralia giggled as she hugged Kelan.
"Sigh... It's not your fault if it wasn't for the system, why would I even come to you" Kelan mumbled as Ralia hugged him like they were intimates before.
"Cough! Ahem, you two should find a room to fu... I mean talk" Lugard said.
Before Kelan could administer what was going on, Ralia dragged him into a room.
Lugard's face turned into a wide grin as he saw Ralia dragging Kelan away. "Yes! Hahaha, if Ralia can have him as her own, then our guild will bloom amongst other guilds, hahaha" Lugard grinned like an evil cultivator.
Meanwhile, Kelan was dragged into a dim room that was illuminated by a small bed lamp.
Ralia immediately began unbuttoning her shirt as she pushed Kelan to the bed.
"Wait! I'm not here for sex, I'm here for another thing" Kelan hastily said as he could see Ralia struggling to unbutton her shirt due to the oversized lumps of fats on her chest.
"Eh, then why are you here?"
Ralia asked with a puzzled expression.
"Please, can you tell me where your boss's house is located?" Kelan replied.
"Why do you want to know the boss's house? Wait! Don't tell me that you are lusting after his beautiful wife" realization hit Ralia.
"Shhh... Lower your voice, it's none of your business, are you going to tell me or not?" Kelan replied with a disgusted expression on his face as he could see that his time was remaining 35 minutes.
"Oh, it will be good if you take the wife of that stupid man, after all, he often uses her as his punching bag, tsk... What a Badluck for such a beautiful woman" Ralia clicked her tongue.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you would also find out by yourself when you see her. But if you want to know where my boss's house is, then you have to find the answer on my body" Ralia licked her lips and tore her shirt, since she had a hard time unbuttoning it.
"Can't you just tell me you slut!" Kelan replied angrily.
"Eh, did you just call me a slut? Wow! I'm not a slut, I'm doing all this because I like you, to say the truth I'm a virgin" Ralia replied and she took a new shirt inside a basket in the room and proceeded to take her leave.
"Wait! I'm sorry for calling you a slut! But can we do this another time?" Kelan said as he pulled her by her arms.
"No other day, I want it now!" Ralia smirked and she began to take out her bra. The elf's bra was usually tied with a tiny rope, unlike humans' own that was held in place with hooks.
"Shit!!" Kelan cursed as he could see another notification.
Ding!
[30 minutes remaining!
<The system isn't joking>
<Your rod will be crippled for a month if you fail this mission>]
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