Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 274: "First" in One Lifetime Is an Integer!

Chapter 274: "First" in One Lifetime Is an Integer!

"But, this one is very cheap. It's the same price as the most ordinary one," The female clerk smiled and continued, "It's like buying such a beautiful flower basket with the money for an ordinary one. And the person that the little girl is going to visit is very important to the little girl, right? Then why not choose this one."

"It's not an important person-aru!" Kagura quickly shouted and then showed a proud face, "It's just people who happened to live under the same roof and worked together and happened to know each other!"

"Hey, I'll wrap it up for you." As she spoke, the female clerk had already packaged the flower basket and placed it in Kagura's hands.

"Don't make any random decisions for me!" Kagura said in a hurry, "Did you listen to me or not?"

"It's a total of two thousand yen. Thank you for your patronage." The female clerk smiled and bowed before reaching out her hand.

"What kind of clerk are you..." Kagura said unhappily. However, she still took out the envelope in her bosom and opened it. However, when Kagura took out the "money" in the envelope, she was stunned because it was not money at all! It was a colored piece of paper with "Florist Appointment Voucher" written on it!

"That stupid little uncle!" Kagura gritted her teeth and muttered. She then returned the flower basket in her hand to the female clerk, "Sorry, I didn't bring any money this time-aru."

However, the female clerk did not take the flower basket. Instead, they took the appointment voucher from Kagura's hand and said with a smile, "It turns out that you are the guest who made the appointment, little girl. You can't come so late next time."

"Eh?" It was obvious that Kagura had yet to figure out what was going on.

"Welcome to visit our shop next time~."

Kagura, holding a flower basket in her arms, was sent out of the shop by the female clerk with a smile.

Kagura stood at the entrance of the shop for a few minutes before she finally reacted. She raised her head and shouted, "Stupid little uncle!"

...

In Yoshiwara, Kawaki, who was kneeling in front of Tsukuyo and begging for new gaming equipment, sneezed for no reason. He raised his head and muttered to himself, "Eh? Did I catch a cold?"

"Idiot won't catch a cold." Tsukuyo stood in front of Kawaki and looked down at him with disdain.

"Please! New gaming equipment!" Kawaki once again lowered his head and heavily knocked it against the wooden floor, "As long as I have that, I am willing to do anything!"

"Don't even think about it." With that, Tsukuyo turned around and left.

"Tsu-----kki!" Kawaki raised his head and shouted, "Don't reject me so easily!"

"It's so noisy! You good-for-nothing otaku!" Along with Tsukuyo's verbal abuse, two kunai shot straight at Kawaki's forehead.

Kawaki... fell to the ground!

...

Hospital, in a ward.

"Really, it's so miserable." Otose sat on the stool in front of the hospital bed and looked at Gintoki, who was wrapped like a mummy, and sighed, "It seems that Kawaki-kun did not show any mercy this time."

"That bastard! How dare he do such a cruel thing to his former friend..." When mentioning Kawaki, Gintoki gritted his teeth, "Next time we meet, I will definitely beat him up! Without the three million this time, it wouldn't be over!"

"Speaking of which, why would Kawaki-san do such a thing?" Shinpachi, who was less injured than Gintoki on the other bed, asked doubtfully, "Kawaki-san would not do such a thing without reason. Did we offend him? "

"Who knows!" Gintoki shouted, "That idiot is always thinking like this!"

"Oh, I should go back and open my shop," Otose stood up and sighed, "I'm already tired from taking care of you two during the day. I still have to open a shop at night. Sometimes, you have to be considerate of the elderly. The two of you are really..."

"Thank you so much, Otose." Shinpachi quickly sat up and looked at Otose gratefully, "You have to take care of us even though you are so busy."

"By the way, will you two really be okay?" Otose frowned as she looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"It doesn't matter," Shinpachi waved his hand and said with a smile, "My injuries are relatively light. They are basically superficial wounds. I can take good care of Gin-san. Moreover, I already call my sister. She will come after work."

"What about the little girl with a big stomach?" Otose asked, "Isn't it more convenient to have her around?"

Hearing this, the expressions of Gintoki and Shinpachi began to change subtly.

"What's going on? That expression?" Otose asked doubtfully. Then, she suddenly thought of something and raised her voice by eight degrees, "Wait a minute, did the two of you quarrel with Kagura?"

"Tsk, how can it be considered a quarrel? Everything I said is the truth." Gintoki spat in disdain.

"Men, you should bear with it," Otose sighed and said earnestly, "And it's such a young girl, can't you two cherish it?"

"I just saw that Gin-san was talking and couldn't help but add a few words of complaint." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and said with some embarrassment, "Just treat it as a joke, but I didn't expect Kagura-chan to have such a big reaction and run away from home..."

"I say, you guys. It's the worst behavior for a man to complain to a woman," Otose complained, "A man who complains to a woman is not a real man. You should apologize to Kagura quickly. Now I understand why Kawaki-kun is so angry."

After hearing Otose's words, Gintoki snorted disdainfully, "Everything I said is the truth! There is no need to apologize! Shinpachi, what do you say?!"

"Although you say so, Kagura-chan is also a girl," Shinpachi murmured, "Maybe we did something wrong this time. After leaving the hospital, we should honestly apologize to Kagura-chan."

"If you want to go, go by yourself! I am absolutely! Absolutely impossible to go!" Gintoki shouted, "Even if the earth is destroyed, I will not go! Absolutely!"

As soon as Gintoki finished his words, everyone heard something falling on the ground at the door, followed by footsteps getting farther and farther away.

Otose walked to the door and found a delicate flower basket on the ground. Then he looked into the distance and just saw Kagura's disappearing back.

Otose sighed softly, then reached out and picked up the flower basket on the ground. She entered the ward again and placed the flower basket on Gintoki's bedside.

"This time, if you don't apologize, she might really not come back," Otose murmured.

"The one just now was..." Shinpachi murmured, "Is it Kagura-chan?"

"Ah, there is no doubt. It seems that Kagura is much more sensible than this man." Otose looked at Gintoki on the bed with disdain and then turned around again, "I'm leaving..."

...

After Otose left, Shinpachi sat up and looked at Gintoki on the other bed, "Gin-san, I think it's better for us to apologize to Kagura-chan. After all, Kagura-chan is also a girl. As a man, we should apologize before her, right? And this time, Kagura-chan took the initiative to visit the two of us. She definitely wants to make up, right?"

"Don't you think about why we became like this?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "If you want to apologize, you go alone. I definitely won't go. If she doesn't come back, it's good. Yorozuya's expenses will reduce by a lot."

"You are really bad, Gin-san." Shinpachi replied with an expressionless face, "Occasionally, you have to act like a man!"

"No, a man won't take responsibility for what is not his fault!" Gintoki criticized seriously, "The only one who will do that is an idiot!"

"But you have to take care of Kagura-chan's face, right?" Shinpachi continued and then looked at the flower basket beside Gintoki's bed, "And she even prepared such a beautiful flower basket to see us. Kagura-chan is also concerned about us in his heart."

"Think about it carefully! Shinpachi!" Gintoki said with a face full of sincerity, "If the two of us apologize, do you know what the consequences will be?! That vigorous girl will be even more arrogant in Yorozuya from now on!"

"Uh..." Shinpachi couldn't help but shiver when he thought of the arrogant look on Kagura's face when she stepped on his and Gintoki's heads. He forced the corners of his mouth to curl up, "What... what you said makes sense. Hehehe, but..."

Gintoki glanced at the flower basket at the side and snorted again. However, the expression on his face was much softer than before...

...

Yoshiwara, Kagura was wreaking havoc in Kawaki's room at this time.

"Please keep your voice down a little," Kawaki, who was immersed in the game, turned his head and reminded in a low voice, but then he turned his head and sighed, "As expected of brand new. It feels much smoother than the original equipment. This feeling... is too good."

That's right. After an afternoon of begging and pestering, Tsukuyo had no choice but to agree to Kawaki's request to buy new gaming equipment. After all, this guy was too annoying. No matter where Tsukuyo went, she would find Kawaki with a pleading look. Even if he were beaten up ruthlessly, this guy would be able to revive on the spot in less than ten minutes as if nothing had happened.

Tsukuyo had no choice but to agree. Of course, the premise of agreeing was that the funds for Kawaki's new game purchase would be reduced by one-third.

"What is it?! That bastard's silver-haired!" Kagura continuously vented the anger in her heart toward the floor, "I even generously visited him, but in the end, he has that kind of attitude?! It really makes people angry! The anger is so unbearable, bastard!"