Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 230: Assemble Brave Warrior! The Goal Is to Bring Down the Filthy Tower of Babel...

Chapter 230: Assemble Brave Warrior! The Goal Is to Bring Down the Filthy Tower of Babel...

Yoshiwara.

"A group date?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi, who was sitting opposite him, with a puzzled face. Then he waved his hand impatiently, "Hey, hey, stop joking. Why do I have to participate in that kind of thing? Hurry up and go. The protagonist has a lot of things to do every day."

"This is a serious situation!" Shinpachi said with a serious face, "Moreover, wasn't the group activity that Kawaki-san hosted before very successful? If it was Kawaki-san, he might be able to stop that matter..."

Even Kawaki was frightened by Shinpachi's expression. He said with a shocked face, "That matter, could it be..."

Shinpachi nodded solemnly.

"Could it be..." The more Kawaki thought about it, the more beads of sweat appeared on his face.

"En!" Shinpachi nodded again.

"Could it be...!"

"En! En!"

"Could it be that if I don't participate in the group date, the earth will be destroyed?!!" Kawaki was shocked. Then, he propped up his chin and muttered, "This is really a serious matter... Why don't we just move..."

"No!" Shinpachi kicked Kawaki over and scolded, "What kind of brain did you have?! How could that be possible!"

"Then it has nothing to do with me." Kawaki said as he got up, "So please leave as soon as possible,"

"Although it's not like the destruction of the earth, it's... almost the same!" Shinpachi said seriously. Then, he took out a journal from his bosom and handed it to Kawaki, "In short, please read this first!"

"What's this? A journal of the Young Master's growth's growth?" Kawaki murmured as he glanced at the cover and then opened it up.

...

[A journal of the Young Master's growth - By Ayumu Tojo]

[December 1st.

Today, as always, the proper Young Master is noble, dignified, and lovely. Since that incident(Yagyu Arc), her expression seems softer. Tae-dono's presence has much to do with it. Despite that scandal, she still maintains a deep friendship with the Young Master, as she always has. I have a heartfelt admiration for the deepness of her tolerance. It is truly heartwarming to see two blooming young ladies of marriageable age walking together in such a friendly manner... really made people feel gratified. The Young Master is a girl, after all. Although I have taken many detours, I still wish for the Young Master to find her happiness as a girl.... ]

[December 2nd,

As a slight hint, I place a Gothic Lolita dress in the Young Master's room...

... She burned it.]

[December 4th,

The rollers on the curtains were broken, so I went to the cloth shop.]

[December 7th.

The time appeared ripe. So I left a Gothic Lolita dress...

...She blew it up.]

[December 10th.

The rollers on the curtains were broken, so I went to the cloth shop.]

[December 12th.

I left a nurse's costume...

...She blew it up.]

[December 14th.

The rollers on the curtains...

... She blew it up. To anyone reading this journal. The fact that you are reading this means that I am probably no longer in this world. However, I believe you can certainly understand my feelings for the Young Master. Please! Please inherit my last wish and turn the Young Master... into a fine young woman!]

[December 15th.

The rollers on the curtains were broken as expected, so I went to the cloth shop again.]

...

After reading the journal, Kawaki looked at Shinpachi expressionlessly.

"After reading this, you should understand how serious the situation is!" Shinpachi said with a serious face.

"I don't know at all!" Kawaki threw the journal on the ground, "Tell me what you can see from this!"

But suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Kawaki inadvertently caught a glance at an advertisement folded in half that fell from the journal on the ground.

"This is..." Kawaki bent down and picked it up.

"Oh!" Shinpachi was delighted, "If you see that, even Kawaki-san can easily understand it."

"I always feel that you are insulting me..." Kawaki said expressionlessly and then opened the advertisement. [Plastic Surgery!! The latest technology of Amanto! Women change men!!]

"That's right; this is what Tojo found in Kyubei's room." Shinpachi stretched out a finger and said seriously, "In other words, Kyubei..."

"Wait!" Kawaki hurriedly stopped him and then said with a black face, "Found it from Kyubei's room? He is a pervert... No, he is just a simple stalker!"

"It doesn't matter whether he is a pervert or a stalker!" Shinpachi shouted, "But thanks to Tojo, we know that Kyubei...is planning to erect a filthy Tower of Babel under that cute face! We are the only ones who can stop her!"

"I didn't expect her to really want to do this," Kawaki murmured, "I clearly just gave her a suggestion..."

"Eh? Wait a minute..." Shinpachi lowered his hand and said expressionlessly, "I think I heard something unexpected just now. You seemed to have just said something like "just gave her a suggestion" just now... Can you explain a little bit?"

"Ahahaha," Kawaki scratched the back of his head and laughed. "Actually, it's like this..."

-----Dividing Line-----

"Excuse me, may I ask if Kawaki-san is here?" Kyubei stood on Yoshiwara's street and asked Hyakka members who were patrolling the street.

"Who are you?" A group of Hyakka members instantly surrounded her. "We have never seen your face before. Who are you? Why do you know Kawaki-sama?"

...

In Kawaki's room.

After listening to Kyubei talk about her troubles, Kawaki sat on the ground and pondered for a moment. Then he said, "In other words, you are confused now, right?"

"Yes, indeed." Kyubei nodded. "After listening to your words that day, I also began to think about what kind of identity I should live on. Between Oppai and J[Bleep], which one should I choose? I have always been confused."

"Is that so? I understand." Kawaki nodded. After two seconds of silence, he raised his head and sighed, "You should ask yourself this question, right? Men, women, you should have an answer in your heart, right?"

"Answer..." Kyubei muttered, "Of course, there are benefits to being a woman, but there are also benefits to being a man. It is really difficult to make a choice..."

"I told you..." Kawaki shrugged and continued with an impatient look, "You should stop before you go too far, right? Benefits? I don't want you to measure those things. What I mean is, without considering these things, what do you want to be?"

Kyubei was silent.

"Think about it yourself." Seeing this, Kawaki spoke again.

"I want to know..." Kyubei slowly raised her head and said earnestly, "I want to know what it feels like to have a [Bleep]! If I know that feeling, maybe I can make a decision!"

"I see." Kawaki nodded and then took out an advertisement from his bosom and handed it to Kyubei, "This is a shop opened by a friend. If you need it, go ahead."

-----Dividing Line-----

After seeing this memory, Shinpachi expressionlessly kicked Kawaki's head into the wooden floor and then cursed, "So it was all your fault!"

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense." Kawaki pulled his head out of the wooden floor, curled his lips, and said, "I just helped her a little. I also helped a friend with a business. The most important thing is..."

"The most important thing..." Shinpachi murmured and then suddenly thought of something, "Do you want Kyubei to make a real choice according to her heart?"

"No, I just want to say that she can enjoy a 30% discount with this advertisement," Kawaki replied without thinking.

"There is no meaning at all!" Shinpachi kicked Kawaki into the wooden floor again.

"That is a real 30% discount!" Kawaki wiped the blood on his forehead and retorted loudly, "It is not the kind of discount scam!"

"It's still meaningless!" Shinpachi retorted, "Anyway since it's Kawaki-san's fault, you should take responsibility! Don't you agree, Tojo-san?"

But when Shinpachi turned back, he was stunned, "Hey? Where did Tojo-san go?"

"Who are you talking about?" Kawaki said doubtfully, "You were the only one here from beginning to end."

"Ah, no, we were still together when we arrived at the door of your room just now..." Shinpachi murmured, "Where exactly did Tojo-san go? Did he get lost while going to the toilet?"

"No, it shouldn't be," Kawaki walked to his room door and pointed to the small note on the door, "This should be the reason."

"This is..." Shinpachi also walked over and glanced at Tojo's message on the small note. [I found a lot of interesting shops (crossed out) cloth shops; I just remembered that the rollers on the curtains were broken again...]

"I seem to know that the cloth store he is talking about is that kind of store..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.

"So am I..." Shinpachi replied with an equally expressionless face. However, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something and hurriedly turned around to leave. At the same time, he shouted without turning his head, "Then I'll leave it to you! Please be sure to be present during the group date! If you have friends, you can also invite them over! I'm going to inform my sister and the others! I'll be leaving first..."

"Hey! I haven't said that I want to participate! Don't decide for me!" Kawaki shouted.

However, Shinpachi had already run away.

"Really. Don't ask others to do such strange things..." Kawaki pursed his lips and muttered to himself unhappily.

"Strange things?" Tsukuyo's voice suddenly rang out from behind Kawaki.

"AHH!" Kawaki was shocked, "Hey, can you make some noise when you walk? It's easy to scare people with heart disease to death!"

"No, I already greeted you." Tsukuyo pointed to the kunai on the back of Kawaki's head, "If you want to blame someone, you can only blame yourself for not noticing."