Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 117: The Start of Being a Father: Start by Naming Your Child!

Chapter 117: The Start of Being a Father: Start by Naming Your Child!

"The money you took just now will be treated as a birthday gift," Kawaki said casually and took the baby in Tsukuyo's arms, "It's really exactly the same as you. I didn't expect your genes to be so powerful!"

"No, no, no! This is definitely impossible!" Gintoki was obviously still unwilling to face reality, "Because it was like that! Because it was like that at that time, it was absolutely impossible! Impossible!"

"You're so noisy! You bastard!" Everyone shouted at the same time and kicked Gintoki.

"Gin-san! Don't be scared, really," Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki and complained. Then he began to tease the baby in Kawaki's arms, "Don't learn from your father, Mantoki~"

"I want to take a photo and send it to Mommy to see-aru~" Kagura excitedly took out her mobile phone, or rather a communicator. She quickly took a few pictures of Little Gintoki, edited a few words, and sent them to Kouka in the distance universe extremely fast.

"Ah, Mommy replied-aru!" Kagura said excitedly. At the same time, she raised her mobile phone to show everyone.

"What are you congratulating me for?! Is this something worth congratulating?!" Gintoki was angry.

"Speaking of which, that woman didn't give the child a name," Kawaki murmured.

"Perhaps she wants the father to name him. It seems that this woman also loves Gin-san very much." Shinpachi looked at Little Gintoki with a gentle face, "I didn't expect that even an unreliable man like Gin-san could attract women."

"Yes." Kawaki nodded without denying it, "The so-called "all things in the eyes of a lover is all beautiful". Then Gintoki, hurry up and give the child a name! In a while, I will trouble Sogo-kun to register him."

After speaking, Kawaki sighed, "I didn't expect that the all-powerful White Yaksha eventually became an ordinary father. It's really unbelievable."

Kawaki suddenly thought of something and handed the child in his hand to Gintoki. He took out his mobile phone and reported the good news to his acquaintances.

"Find an acquaintance first..." Kawaki muttered as he swiped his phone, "Send one to Takaji first, then send one to Sakamoto, and then to Kurokono..."

Hearing Kawaki's words, Gintoki's face became darker and darker. Finally... he couldn't bear it any longer, "Enough! You don't have to send it! Why are you sending this to them?! You are not sure at all!!"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Kawaki sighed softly, then raised his head and explained, "This is also because of the fact that your economic situation is very bad. At least I can help you gather some gift money so that you can raise this child well. Don't worry; I won't take it for myself!"

"What kind of joke is this?!" Gintoki roared, "Is it possible to get a million?"

"The second half of the sentence has already sold you out!" Shinpachi retorted at the top of his voice.

"Oh, Takaji replied to the message," Kawaki said in surprise.

"Eh? So fast" Shinpachi came over, "..."

"Takaji is still busy with work as always~," Kawaki said slightly with emotion, "What an amazing man. A man who loves work should also pay attention to his health even if he has to work overtime."

"Why did you say that the most ferocious terrorist has become a working man who loves work and likes to work overtime?!" Gintoki retorted.

"I don't quite understand, but it seems that Takaji really likes this job." Kawaki sighed again.

"That's not a job at all!" Gintoki retorted loudly.

"Oh no, It's going to cry-aru." Kagura pointed at Little Gintoki, who was in Gintoki's arms and said. At this time, Little Gintoki looked like he was going to cry soon.

"Are you going to pee?" Kawaki asked.

"I don't think so," said Tsukuyo, who had been silent the whole time. "It should be pooping."

Tsukuyo hadn't said much since she entered the door. She had been staring at Little Gintoki the entire time.

"Your thoughts are no different from Kawaki-san's, right?" Shinpachi said angrily, "None of them! He should be hungry!"

Then, Shinpachi began to shout at the top of his lungs, "Is there anyone who can breastfeed?!!"

"It's you again?!" Otose's angry voice came, "Forget about not paying the rent; you're still shouting when the owner is sleeping, aren't you too thick-skinned."

However, when Otose rushed upstairs and opened the door, she was stunned when she saw Gintoki holding a child...

...

Downstairs of Yorozuya, Otose Snack House.

"It's really rotten..." Otose said in a low voice. She glanced at Little Gintoki, who was sucking on a milk bottle in her arm, and then looked at Gintoki, who was standing to the side, digging his nose, "Although I always knew that you were a good-for-nothing man, I didn't expect you to be so rotten enough to sow seeds everywhere and leave women alone."

Then, Otose looked at Little Gintoki in his arms again and said softly, "Don't learn from your father~ Kintoki~"

"You can't say that, granny." Kawaki defended Gintoki, "Maybe from now on, Gintoki will play the role of a good father and slowly change. Isn't this how it is on TV? After having a child, the prodigal son will also focus on his family."

"I hope so," Otose said as she looked up at Gintoki, "One month. The rent you owe me for one month can be waived as a gift for the child."

"But speaking of it, as expected of the granny Otose. She can actually coax Mantoki with just two or three moves." Shinpachi sighed with emotion.

"I can't be sure at all!!" Gintoki couldn't bear it any longer, "My PE class has always been a perfect five! I won't make such a mistake! Absolutely!!"

"No, you remembered wrong, Gintoki!" Kawaki retorted decisively, "The one with full marks has always been me!"

"That's enough! This has nothing to do with PE class or something!" Shinpachi shouted, then looked at Gintoki with disdain, "Stop pretending to be stupid, Gin-san, this fluffy curly hair, this arrogant look, it is obviously inherited from Gin-san!"

Kawaki and Tsukuyo nodded at the same time.

"You mean he inherits my curry hair?" Gintoki was a little indignant, "I won't let my child bear this burden! Even if the genetic factor is distorted, I have to give birth to a little brat with straight hair!"

"It's full..." Kawaki looked at Little Gintoki, who was in Otose's arms, "It's laughing! It's laughing! It's really unbelievable!"

"Your voice is too loud!" Tsukuyo slapped Kawaki on the back of his head, "It will scare the child!".

"You are about the same!" Shinpachi shouted.

"You guys are all the same...". Otose sighed and said.

...

Looking at Little Gintoki, who was sitting in the baby crib and playing by himself, everyone in the room revealed a gentle gaze. Of course, apart from an adult who had the same hairstyle as the child.

The cold sweat on Gintoki's face grew more and more.

"Would it be better to have these? What a troublesome kid." Otose said, but her expression was unexpectedly gentle.

"That's why I hate little brat." Catherine sneered, but her voice was not loud, as if she was afraid of disturbing little Gintoki.

Kagura, who was at the side, made a face at Gintoki.

"But, It's not smiling at all~" Shinpachi sighed softly.

"Not smiling?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "He clearly smiled just now. When he was full, he smiled at me."

"Can you tell a baby expression?" Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki with disdain and said.

"Who are you looking down on?!" Kawaki retorted.

Gintoki looked at the people accompanying Little Gintoki and became even more panicked.

"Right, right, Kintoki, you can't become someone like your father~," Otose said softly to Little Gintoki.

"Mantoki, look here, Mantoki!" Shinpachi called out softly.

"Ginraku, It's me mother, Ginraku!" Kagura pointed at herself.

"Sakata, idiot Sakata~" This was what Catherine said.

When Gintoki heard these words, he became even more unsettled. Just as Gintoki was wailing in his heart, Kawaki finally spoke with a dark face.

"Enough!" Kawaki said angrily.

Gintoki was touched in his heart, but before he could finish, he heard Kawaki's words and became even more restless.

"Shouldn't the name be decided by Gintoki? No matter what, he is still the father of the child!" Kawaki said in a deep voice, "You should also have confidence in Gintoki! I am willing to believe that Gintoki, who has a family, will definitely change and become a new person!"

"Kawaki-san, you..." Shinpachi had a look of disbelief on his face, but then he smiled in relief, "You're right, I believe it too!"

"Hmph," Tsukuyo snorted disdainfully. She took out a few notes from her pocket and handed them to Gintoki, "This is my and Hinowa's share. You can do it."

"Since Kawaki-kun believes in you, I will reluctantly believe you this time." Otose closed her eyes and snorted softly.

Then, everyone held up Little Gintoki and handed him to Gintoki. At the same time, they said happily, "Give him a name! Dad!"

Gintoki's face was completely black.

Gintoki, who had snatched the child away in an instant, kicked open the door and ran out. At the same time, he shouted, "What kind of joke is this?!"