All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
- Book 1 - Prologue
- Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle
- Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake
- Chapter 9: Blessing
- Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride
- Interlude 3: Glass works
- Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf
- Chapter 17: Charcoal
- Chapter 20: Boom!
- Chapter 23: Flash of Insight
- Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party
- Chapter 29: Tannins
- Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire
- Chapter 35: Interlude: Somewhere Else
- Chapter 38: Interlude: Brother Mine
- Chapter 40: At the Gates
- Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones
- Chapter 46: All In
- Chapter 49: And The Winner Is....
- Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear
- Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf
- Chapter 58: Primetime BB
- Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument
- Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle
- Chapter 67: Specialized
- Chapter 70: The Grand Opening
- Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away
- Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer
- Chapter 79: Rack ’em and Stack ’em
- Chapter 82: Shareholder
- Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting Book 2!
- Book 2: Chapter 2: Resume Duties
- Book 2. Chapter 5: Lost in Translation
- Book 2: Chapter 8: The Darkwood
- Book 2: Chapter 11: Guild Politics
- Book 2: Chapter 14: Liquid Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 17: Pot Manor
- Book 2: Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads
- Book 2: Chapter 23: Flambè de Dwarf
- Book 2: Chapter 26: Monster Mash
- Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
- Book 2: Chapter 31: Sam I Am
- An Adventure Brewing: Book 1 of Beers and Beards Release!
- Book 2: Chapter 36: Mine, all Mine
- Book 2: Chapter 39: Last Minute Preparations
- Book 2: Chapter 43: The Rules Arrive
- Book 2: Chapter 46: Being Judgey
- Book 2: Chapter 51: The Last Competitors
- Book 2: Chapter 54: Barista Brew Bundt
- Book 2: Chapter 57: Curtain Call
- Book 2: Epilogue: Change
- Book 3: Chapter 2: Goldstone Clan Grumble
- Book 3: Chapter 5: What’s in Balin’s Bag?
- Book 3: Chapter 8: Peter Bread
- Book 3: Chapter 11: The Walls
- Book 3: Chapter 14: The Pieces Move
- Book 3: Chapter 16: Gone to Pasteur
- Book 3: Chapter 19: No Peeking
- Book 3: Chapter 21: The Human Market
- Book 3: Chapter 24: Canada Gose
- Book 3: Chapter 27: French Lessons
- Book 3: Chapter 30: Unexpected Meeting
- Book 3: Chapter 33: A Worthy Brew
- Book 3: Chapter 35: Odd Couples
- Book 3: Chapter 38: No More Beer!?
- Book 3: Chapter 40: Dwarven Influencer
- Break Day
- Book 3: Chapter 45: Dwarf, Interrupted
- Big Announcement: Hearthcon
- Book 3: Chapter 50: Goats
- Book 3: Chapter 53: Bocks and Balls
- Book 3: Chapter 56: Therapy
- Book 3: Chapter 61: Deja Vu
- Book 3- Chapter 57 Doctor's Orders
- Book 3: Chapter 66: Coins
- Book 3: Chapter 69: In deep shit
- Book 3: Chapter 72: Final Format
- Book 3: Chapter 74: Iris Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 77: Lapis
- Book 3: Chapter 80: Proclamation
- Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing
- Chapter 4: A glass half full
- Chapter 7: The Firmament (1)
- Chapter 10: Rescue and realization
- Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction
- Interlude 4: The Grudge
- Chapter 15: Eh
- Chapter 18: Boom?
- Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar
- Chapter 24: Das Boot
- Chapter 27: Boomdust
- Chapter 30: Stoneants (1)
- Chapter 33: Loose Ends
- Chapter 36: Interlude: Heart to Hearts
- Chapter 39: The Journey
- Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff
- Chapter 44: Gamblin’ Dwarf
- Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition
- Chapter 50: Pong
- Chapter 53: The Grand Market
- Chapter 56: The Boozen One
- Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action
- Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub
- Chapter 65: Under Pressure
- Chapter 68: Chosen Path
- Chapter 71: Tourmaline
- Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble
- Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble
- Chapter 80: Release Day
- Book 1 - Epilogue
- Book 2 - Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Making the Cut
- Book 2. Chapter 6: Aptitude Test
- Book 2: Chapter 9: Brewing Blues
- Book 2: Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry
- Book 2: Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits
- Book 2: Chapter 18: Negotiations
- Book 2: Chapter 21: The Octamillenial Cooking Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 24: Who Hates Chapter Title Spoilers?
- Oktoberfest BACK CATALOG ONLY Stub Announcement and Cover Reveal
- Book 2: Chapter 29: Sparge is a funny word.
- Book 2: Chapter 32: Dear John
- Book 2: Chapter 34: The Verdict Is In
- Book 2: Chapter 37: The Red Rage
- Book 2: Chapter 40: Butter Knives Aren’t Great at Stabbing
- Book 2: Chapter 44: Interlude: Competitors, Assemble!
- Book 2: Chapter 47: Copper and Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 52: The Best Brewer
- Book 2: Chapter 55: Release Day Remix
- Book 2: Chapter 58: The Fellowship of the Brew
- Book 3 Prologue: The Princess is in Another Castle
- Book 3: Chapter 3: Answering Hard Questions
- Book 3: Chapter 6: Practicing Abilities
- Book 3: Chapter 9: Elemental, my dear Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 12: Finding Home
- Book 2 Official Release!
- Book 3: Chapter 17: A Cozy Dwarf’s Tale
- Book 3: Chapter 20: The Quarterfinals
- Book 3: Chapter 22: Hops
- Book 3: Chapter 25: Lucky Jean’s
- Book 3: Chapter 28: Tablero da Gucci
- Book 3: Chapter 31: Elves!!!
- Late Chapter
- Book 3: Chapter 36: Laying Pipe With Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 39: Balin - Deepcore Dungeon
- Book 3: Chapter 41: Magic is Hard
- Book 3: Chapter 43: The Third Month of the Year 8000
- Book 3: Chapter 46: Imperial Majesty
- Book 3: Chapter 48: Tourmaline Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 51: He Drinks a Lager Drink
- Book 3: Chapter 54: ’Smokin
- Book 3: Chapter 58: Meeting Old Friends
- Book 3: Chapter 62: Beer Goggles
- Book 3, Chapter 63: Lords and Ladies
- Book 3: Chapter 67: Bedrock
- Book 3: Chapter 70: Duck, Duck, Dwarf
- Book 3: Chapter 73: All’s Faire in Love and War
- Book 3: Chapter 75: India Pale Ale
- Book 3: Chapter 78: The Kinshasa Drinking Contest
- Book 3 Epilogue: A New Day
- Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- Chapter 5: Be mine
- Chapter 8: The Firmament (2)
- Chapter 11: Somewhere else
- Interlude 2: Blue Opal
- Chapter 13: A Salty Balin
- Chapter 16: Coddled
- Chapter 19: Title Drop
- Chapter 22: Office Gossip
- Chapter 25: A Wider World
- Chapter 28: BIG BOOM
- Chapter 31: Stoneants (2)
- Chapter 34: Closure
- Chapter 37: Interlude: Ginger I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ale
- Answering Questions and Fanart
- Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing
- Chapter 45: The Competition Begins
- Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl
- Chapter 51: Through the Door
- Chapter 54: Meet the Maker
- Chapter 57: Interlude: Bran’s Muffins
- Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax
- Chapter 63: Stalking Goat
- Chapter 66: Hopback
- Chapter 69: Fishy Situations
- Chapter 72: The New Brew
- Chapter 75: Lily-Livered
- Chapter 78: The Feud
- Chapter 81: Highs and Lows
- End of Book 1 Thoughts
- Book 2: Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh
- Book 2. Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar
- Book 2. Chapter 7: The New Guy
- Book 2: Chapter 10: Talking Shop
- Book 2: Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship
- Book 2: Chapter 16: Call in the Copper
- Book 2: Chapter 19: A Stout Porter
- Book 2: Chapter 22: Market Mayhem
- Book 2: Chapter 25: Axeschlagen
- Book 2: Chapter 27: Tell All
- Book 2: Chapter 30: Quests and Queries
- Book 2: Chapter 33: Bean There, Done That
- Book 2: Chapter 35: Barista Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 38: The Emerald Lake
- Book 2: Chapter 41: The Guild Vote
- Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives
- Book 2: Chapter 48: The Octamillenial Brewing Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 53: Pete’s Miniature Remembrance
- Book 2: Chapter 56: Interlude: Escaping Minnova
- Book 2: Chapter 59: Countdown to Departure
- Book 3: Chapter 1: The Manticore’s Gullet
- Book 3: Chapter 4: I Should Have Knocked on Wood
- Book 3: Chapter 7: The Mining Town of Gemena
- Book 3: Chapter 10: Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 13: Body and Mind
- Book 3: Chapter 15: Inspector Gadget
- Book 3: Chapter 18: Pink, Red, and Silver
- Book Release: I Ran Away to Evil
- Book 3: Chapter 23: Newton’s Cradle
- Book 3: Chapter 26: Clan Herder
- Book 3: Chapter 29: Bentley - But Not The Car
- Book 3: Chapter 32: Delicious in Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 34: What Gose Around...
- Book 3: Chapter 37: Meeting Thadd Harmsson
- Delay
- Book 3: Chapter 42: Nitro
- Book 3: Chapter 44: Wet and Dry
- Book 3: Chapter 57: Up Schist Creek
- Book 3: Chapter 49: Gonna Wreck It
- Book 3: Chapter 52: Decocting Gravity
- Book 3: Chapter 55: Unorthodox Fishing
- Book 3: Chapter 59: The Redlip Riot (1)
- Book 3: Chapter 64: Lords and Ladies
- Book 3: Chapter 65: The Garden of Graves
- Book 3: Chapter 68: Contingency Number Two
- Book 3: Chapter 71: Of Gods and Ex-Men
- Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!
- Book 3: Chapter 76: Son of Sam
- Book 3: Chapter 79: The King of Crack
- Book 3: Chapter 62.5: The Guild’s Decision